Welcome to聽Tough Love. We鈥檙e answering your questions about dating, breakups, and everything in between. Our advice giver is聽Blair Braverman, dogsled racer and author of聽. Have a question of your own? Write to us at聽toughlove@outsideim.com.
Any advice for someone whose partner is really into dressing and accessorizing the dog? It seems undignified, because the dog doesn鈥檛 know any better. He hardly goes anywhere without an outfit anymore, even for walks or drives. Is there a gentle way to ask her to ease up on the dog clothes?
One of the great things about dogs is that they don鈥檛 care about the same things people do. They literally eat each other鈥檚 poop. They roll in carcasses. They hump the furniture in front of guests. There are a lot of things dogs care about鈥攁ttention, love, exercise, comfort鈥攂ut dignity isn鈥檛 one of them. In fact, if a dog goes for a walk in a T-shirt, and that makes more people stop to pet him, he probably loves it. He doesn鈥檛 know that his shirt says BUTT SNIFFER. He鈥檚 just glad for the attention.
Obviously if a dog dislikes wearing clothes, or if certain garments are uncomfortable, that鈥檚 an important reason not to wear them. And there are appropriate times for different dog outfits, just like there are appropriate times for different human outfits. There鈥檚 an inherent goofiness to dog clothing that could seem disrespectful at solemn events, for instance, or professional workplaces. But most of those places don鈥檛 welcome dogs anyway, and if your dog wears a bow tie to a dog-friendly wedding, there are few people who will think less of you. They鈥檒l probably get a kick out of it. At most, they鈥檒l think that you and your partner are really into your dog, and there are far worse reputations.
If it really bothers you for the dog to wear outfits constantly, you could try a strategy straight from dog-training manuals and focus on putting your partner鈥檚 behavior on cue. That is, work with her to develop a time and place for dog costumes, and be sure 测辞耻鈥檙别 celebrating and rewarding them at those times. She could set up an Instagram account and post weekly dog outfits, or come up with festive costumes for seasonal events. If your partner is focused on dressing the dog for specific purposes鈥攁nd if she feels your full support in doing so鈥攕he might not care as much about dressing the dog every single day.
If 测辞耻鈥檙别 worried that people will think that 测辞耻鈥檙别 the one dressing the dog鈥攊f that doesn鈥檛 vibe with your personality or whatever鈥攜ou can make clear around other people that it鈥檚 your partner鈥檚 thing: 鈥淟et鈥檚 see the outfit Hannah came up with today!鈥
But if you do that, it has to be earnest, not disdainful or passive-aggressive. You should regard your partner鈥檚 enthusiasms with your own delight, and make sure other people can tell that 测辞耻鈥檙别 proud of her.
After all, we鈥檙e all looking for our little joys, and your partner found one that she and the dog both enjoy. If it鈥檚 not hurting anyone, and it makes your loved ones happy, then it鈥檚 worth learning to embrace.
I don鈥檛 know how else to say this, but my boyfriend of six months growls in bed. I think it started from an inside joke about bears, but I鈥檓聽not even sure anymore. The first time it took me by surprise,聽so I burst out laughing. But ever since then, he continued to growl occasionally while we鈥檙e聽in bed together. It is maybe once a week or so. I think he thinks it鈥檚 funny and sexy, and I don鈥檛 know how to tell him that it鈥檚 not very sexy at all.
Part of having fun in bed together is being able to goof around, and trusting your partner to be honest about what they like or don鈥檛 like. It鈥檚 not that you both have to love everything you try; it鈥檚 that 测辞耻鈥檙别 always communicating, and that you can experiment and have fun in ways that are safe and comfortable for everyone. It鈥檚 basically a space of play.
So unless your boyfriend is uncommonly secure, it will sting to hear that you鈥檝e been turned off by one of his moves this whole time. It could open up a whole box of other insecurities: What else have you been thinking in bed, but not saying? How can he know that when you say you like something, you really do? In this case, your best course of action may come down to how much you dislike the growling. If it鈥檚 actively stressing you out, then it鈥檚 definitely worth having a conversation (out of bed) and explaining the situation. But if you just find it silly, it might not be worth a confrontation.
That鈥檚 not to say you should live with the growling forever. But unless growling is your boyfriend鈥檚 particular kink (and if it is, it鈥檚 a fairly innocuous one), it鈥檚 probably something he鈥檚 doing to make you laugh, because you laughed the first time and that made him happy and he wants to keep being happy together. In that case, try to focus more on communicating what you really do like. Tell him (or show him) when he does things you think are hot or sweet or funny. Be explicit in your praise. My hunch is that if he鈥檚 being rewarded for other moves, those other moves will start taking over pretty fast. And when 测辞耻鈥檙别 communicating well, and having that much fun together, you might not even mind the occasional goofy grr.