Every year, we test the season鈥檚 best skis and snowboards. But as my colleague听Joe Jackson pointed out, you don鈥檛 need fancy and expensive equipment to enjoy snow, gravity, and tears in your eyes from charging down a hill. This year, we decided to test a handful of options available at stores you can find anywhere.听Kids would arguably make the best testers, but they weren鈥檛 old enough for the 鈥渂eer test鈥 portion of this review. So we wrangled six adults, grabbed听a case听of Bavarian-style lager, and carpooled to the local hill.
The Test
Six testers each rode five sleds and听recorded听their thoughts on scorecards, measuring听maneuverability, speed, and shock absorption. We also awarded style points听and judged how much spillage听occurred听from a full,听freshly cracked听beer as we slid down the course. (The more beer left in the can,听the better.)听Each tester scored听the听five categories听from one to five, for a combined total of up to 30 points听per category and听a potential grand total of 150 points for each sled.
Flexible Flyer 3-Inch Multicolored ($27 for 3-pack)

Steering/Carving: 5/30
Speed: 23/30
Shock Absorption: 0/30
Style Points: 10.5/30
Beer Test: 17.5/30
Total Score: 56/150
Best For: Speeding on a budget
One tester鈥檚 note captures the feeling of riding : 鈥淧AINFUL.鈥 Another noted it was the 鈥渕ost painful,鈥 while a third wrote,听鈥淏roke my sunglasses.鈥 Beyond our scribble, when we听look to the scorecards, this simple piece of plastic received a whopping zero points for shock absorption. Our backs, still听sore weeks later, vouch for this rating. Beyond these blemishes, the three-inch model excelled in the speed department;听it was the second-fastest of the bunch. If you want to ride the mechanical bull equivalent of a sled鈥攆or less than ten听bucks鈥攜ou can鈥檛 go wrong with this bad boy.
Flexible Flyer Snow Boat ($33)

Steering/Carving: 9/30
Speed: 22/30
Shock Absorption: 12/30
Style Points: 21.5/30
Beer Test: 12/30
Total Score: 76.5/150
Best For:听Two-person riding
We felt largely confident as we sat in the 听at the top of the hill. The reins, four handles, and spacious interior suggested it was easy to steer. Reader, we were mistaken. The reins posed more of a safety hazard on fast, bumpy terrain.听鈥淚 thought I was going to break my ankle when the rope got tangled around my foot,鈥 our guinea pig wrote after a quick lap. Quick, indeed: the Snow Boat was third fastest in the test, narrowly beat out by the three-inch dish model.听But the Snow Boat missed the mark on durability. The plastic handles broke听after only a few runs. If it had any redeeming qualities besides speed, it was that it could fit two adults comfortably.
Big Mouth Snow Tube ($16)

Steering/Carving: 4/30
Speed: 18/30
Shock Absorption: 13/30
Style Points: 28/30
Beer Test: 18/30
Total Score: 81/150
Best For:听Packing and spontaneous sled trips
Testers were immediately transported to Candy Land as we rode the peppermint model of the . It ranked dead last in the carving category, tallying just four points. But some riders enjoyed that鈥攔iding the Snow Tube was akin to a lazy river float, but faster. One wrote that it provided听solid听grip with handles,听while another said it offered 鈥済ood slipperiness!鈥 It won more听style points than any other sled, with a near-perfect score of 28. We liked that it was inflatable and thus packable. If you want fate to decide your path in a chaotic slide down the mountain, the Snow Tube is your steed. Just make sure it鈥檚 inflated to 鈥渕ax capash,鈥澨齩ne rider noted.
Runner Up: Stallion Sport RYDR 50-Inch T4 ($45)

Steering/Carving: 14/30
Speed: 28/30
Shock Absorption: 14.5/30
Style Points: 18/30
Beer Test: 12/30
Total Score: 86.5/150
Best For:听Sending it as fast as possible
You will need goggles for this . It broke our radar guns, tallying a category-winning 28 points for speed. The waxy plastic bottom lent it glide听and sent our testers farther down the slalom than any other model. 鈥淔avorite!鈥 one test driver听recorded. 鈥淒istance is really good!鈥 another wrote. Because it was average elsewhere, the Stallion听was our test鈥檚 runner-up despite its speed.听We agreed this is a fair all-around option, but it鈥檚 possible to get cheaper models that excel in the desired categories. This Stallion might be a one-trick pony, but it鈥檚 a fast one.
Winner: Airhead Scoot Snow Scooter ($27)

Steering/Carving: 24/30
Speed: 12.5/30
Shock Absorption: 11.5/30
Style Points: 26/30
Beer Test: 25/30
Total Score: 99/150
Best For: Pure control
We were initially skeptical of that looks more like a Fisher-Price toy than a sled. But after a few runs, it won us over with its impeccable control.听It was the best carver in the test, and riders noted that听its tall handle offered the ability to steer. It was the board-style orientation that gave it a unique edge on the competition. Testers were able to ride the Airhead sitting down or standing up. One tester noted that it听鈥済ot sendy!鈥 after eating it on a run. By some criteria, like shock absorption, this scooter was polarizing: one听awarded it four points, while another felt it was worthy of zero. The same goes for speed: some ranked it one out of five, while others gave it a four, perhaps because testers rode the Scooter in different stances. But we could all agree on its superb performance in the beer test. One rider exclaimed there was听鈥渮ero spillage鈥 after taking a newly opened lager down the hill. For those reasons, the Airhead was worthy of the top spot in our test.