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Do Anti-Stink Clothing Treatments Really Work?

I worked, exercised, and slept in the same Polygiene shirt for eight days to find out just how well it could fight my BO. The good news: My wife didn't want to kill me after a week.

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We all know wool base聽layers resist stink. Synthetics, on the other hand, get smelly聽and聽often need to be laundered after a single use. But聽 wants聽to change that. The Swedish聽company harvests聽a silver-salt liquid from recycled electronics that聽allegedly fights odors. It聽then聽applies that solution聽to preproduction聽fabric. 聽

I wanted to find out if a聽Polygiene-treated shirt聽would buy me an extra week of use,聽so I ran, worked, and slept聽in the聽聽until my wife demanded I take it off. Now,聽I showered during the test, but I never washed the shirt, and when it聽wasn鈥檛 on me, the shirt was left balled up in a corner. I should also note that my wife has a high tolerance for stink. (We courted when I was a truck-bound聽river guide who had聽ditched deodorant.)聽When I told her the premise of the review,聽she responded, 鈥淚 would never kick you out of bed for smelling bad.鈥

I did my best to prove her wrong.

Field Notes

Day 1: I put on the clean shirt at 10 a.m.聽and ran 5.6 miles with 1,101 feet of elevation gain in聽85-degree heat鈥攚hile sweating out a high-octane IPA hangover from night before. Later in the day,聽I聽slow-cooked aromatic ramen broth for dinner,聽then went to sleep using the shirt as my pajamas. Result: The shirt went unnoticed by my wife.

Day 2: I wore the shirt over to a friend鈥檚 pool party, where he was smoking ribs. I swam most of day without the shirt on and spent some time admiring his ribs and smoking technique. Slept in the shirt. Result: It went聽unnoticed

Day 3: I worked all day in front of the computer with the shirt on,聽then ran 3.1 miles with 693 feet of elevation gain in 70-degree weather. I went to bed with the shirt on, but I took it off when I got too hot. Result: I noticed that the shirt had changed smells, but it didn鈥檛 bother me or my wife.

Day 4: Another workday in front of the computer, broken up by a 6.7-mile run with 1,265 feet of elevation gain and temps in the 80s. After my run, the shirt did have a musty smell but didn鈥檛 stink of BO. I鈥檇 compare it to what a cotton shirt might smell like after two days of normal use (no exercise). Result at bedtime: The shirt went聽unnoticed.

Day 5: A full day of work and a 5.6-mile run with 1,101 feet of elevation gain and temps in the low 80s. Result: When my wife gave me a hug after coming home from a friend鈥檚 house, she paused聽for a second but didn鈥檛 say anything. We went on with our evening, and I wore the shirt to bed.

Day 6: Rest day. I cleaned the house聽and worked in the yard. Result: I wanted my wife to really smell the shirt, so I took it off and had聽her take a whiff of the chest and pits. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 mind it.聽It smells like you,鈥 is her reaction to the chest. 鈥淭here鈥檚 some BO [in the armpits]. I wouldn鈥檛 say it smells good, but it certainly isn鈥檛 polypoopalene [our nickname for old polypropylene that always smells聽awful].鈥

Day 7: A day of computer work with a 3.1-mile run with 785 feet of elevation gain and temps in the high 70s. Result: My wife took another whiff and said聽the shirt doesn鈥檛 smell bad, but it doesn鈥檛 smell good. She didn鈥檛 object to me wearing it in bed.

Day 8: A full day of computer work and a 3.1-mile run with 785 feet elevation gain and temps in the low 70s. Result: My wife was out of town at a conference, so I took the smell test. The armpits didn鈥檛 reek聽of BO, but they did聽smell slightly sour鈥攏ot enough to bother a running partner聽but certainly enough to deserve a wash. I鈥檇 say the shirt smelled聽as bad as a non-Polygiene shirt might after one long run.聽It went into the laundry machine.

The Takeaway

I鈥檓 impressed. No one, minus a few hundred thru-hikers on the Pacific Crest Trail, really need to go eight days in the same shirt without a wash, but it鈥檚 a convenient, energy- and water-saving聽feature nonetheless. I appreciated that I got the benefits of a quick-wicking synthetic shirt while running in summer heat and聽could go a full week without wasting any water on a wash. If you sweat a lot, work out in high temperatures, and don鈥檛 want to invest in a lot of shirts, I鈥檇 highly recommend a Polygiene-treated product.

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