We've all done some stupid stuff while camping. Let's learn from our mistakes.
Not bringing warm enough clothes: This is the number one mistake I see. Inevitably, someone has failed to realized that the mountains are colder than the city聽or that the desert can be,聽too. Or, they think,聽鈥45 degrees? I walked all the way from my car to the front door once when it was that cold, and it was totally fine!鈥澛
If you鈥檙e going to go outside in an unfamiliar place, or at an unfamiliar time of year, or there鈥檚 any chance that the weather could do something unexpected, then you need to be prepared for the worst. And, you also need to understand that spending a considerable amount of time in chilly聽temperatures feels much colder than just quickly experiencing them. Especially as your metabolism starts to slow聽at night.聽
This weekend, I鈥檓 going camping in the Sierra Nevada mountains, at about 11,000 feet. It鈥檚 almost June, and the weather should be clear, but I鈥檓 still packing a hard shell, a high-loft down jacket, warm base layers, thick socks, a wool hat, and insulated gloves.聽
You can be comfortable outdoors in virtually any weather. You just need to dress for it.聽
Packing too much stuff: On the flip side, almost everyone brings stuff with them they won鈥檛 need. You can address the need to bring adequate equipment for a wide range of conditions by using high-quality gear that聽performs many roles. Then only bring one set of everything.聽You need a rain shell for instance, but you may also want a soft shell for colder, drier days. Rather than packing both, you could simply employ a waterproof jacket that breathes as well as possible, and that has pit zips to shed head and water vapor. That鈥檚 why I wear the , which is made from the one of the most breathable waterproof/breathable membranes around鈥擯olartec Neoshell鈥攁nd which has those big underarm zippers.聽
It takes experience to know what basic聽gear you need to pack. So聽pay attention to what you end up using on a聽trip, and what you don鈥檛, then take notes so you鈥檒l be better informed the next time around. And, as you鈥檙e packing, ask yourself, 鈥淒o I really need that?鈥 Not, 鈥淢ight I need that?鈥
Heavy boots on easy hikes: After too heavy a pack (the product of bringing too much stuff), the second fastest way to slow yourself down is to wear big, heavy boots when you don鈥檛 need them.聽
If you鈥檙e hiking on a trail聽that鈥檚 not covered in deep snow聽and your body is holding together well enough that you don鈥檛 risk a sprained ankle every time you tread on a loose surface, then you are better served by the lightest, most well-ventilated trail runner possible鈥攏ot聽something made to withstand industrial accidents. Those boots definitely have their place (off-piste in dangerous conditions), but the vast聽majority of hikers and backpackers stay on-trail.聽
Look for a shoe with as much traction as possible聽and opt for one without a waterproof membrane. Low-cut shoes will get wet inside no matter how waterproof they are, but well-ventilated ones will dry out very quickly聽due to the motion of your feet. Shoes with waterproof membranes, in contrast, stay wet for days. I鈥檓 wearing Adidas Outdoors鈥 new : pair those shoes with two pairs of quality, lightweight merino wool socks. Those will work across a variety of temperatures, insulate while wet, and dry quickly. Wear one, and carry another, exchanging dry for wet as necessary.聽Add if blisters become a problem or if your feet get cold. I鈥檝e put several hundred miles on two pairs of , and they鈥檙e still as good as new.聽
Failing to layer: Your base layer keeps you dry by wicking sweat. Your midlayers provide insulation. Your shell keeps the weather off. Splitting the three up into different items means you can strip them off聽or add them as necessary for varying weather conditions and activity levels. Wearing one giant parka might keep you warm in camp at night, but it will stop working the second you try to do anything else.聽
Not practicing: Get into camp late at night, during a storm? Man, it鈥檚 going to suck trying to figure out how to erect your fancy new tent. It鈥檚 easier to figure out where everything goes聽at home, on a nice sunny day. And the same goes for most other items of camping gear. Get a bad night鈥檚 sleep on that new sleeping pad? You could easily have figured that out at home, on your living room rug, then returned the pad for a better one if needed.聽
No, or inadequate,聽sleeping pads: Everyone knows you need a sleeping bag, but I鈥檓 constantly amazed by the number of people who think they can go without a sleeping pad. 鈥淲e鈥檒l rough it!鈥 they say. Then they don鈥檛 get one minute of sleep all night.聽
Not only do sleeping pads insulate you from the ground, providing essential nighttime warmth, they also cushion and support your body for a good night鈥檚 sleep. The latest generation of inflatable pads is just incredible, and some even rival the comfort of the expensive mattress you have at home. Make sure you read , and our breakdown of the latest couple鈥檚 camping gear,聽too. And no, you can鈥檛 just bring your yoga mat.聽
Not preparing to poop: Please don't plan on wiping with leaves. And no one wants to walk through bushes near a camp site聽only to find little brown wads of toilet paper clinging to their branches. Maximize your comfort and cleanliness while minimizing your impact on the outdoors by packing a trowel, baby wipes, a few ZipLoc bags, and a little bottle of hand sanitizer. Dig a hole six to eight inches deep (that鈥檚 where the bacteria that best break down poop live), do your business in it, wipe your butt with the baby wipes, put them in that ZipLoc, compress the air out of it, seal it, and pack it out. Mother Nature, and everyone else who goes outside,聽will thank you for it.聽
Not coordinating gear: See 鈥淧acking too much stuff.鈥 If your friend is already bringing a stove, then you don鈥檛 need to bring another. And you don鈥檛 need to buy something聽if you can borrow it. In big groups, plan all this out in a spreadsheet, and you鈥檒l be amazed at how much money, weight, and effort you can save.聽
Running out of whiskey: Rookie move. Sitting around a campfire is thirsty work:聽bring more booze than you think you鈥檒l need.聽
Sleeping naked: I will state this once an for all: there is no truth to the old saying that you sleep warmer if you don鈥檛 wear clothes inside your sleeping bag. More insulation is more insulation, period. Always wear your base layers to bed鈥攖hey keep your body oils off your down, extending聽its聽life聽and maximizing the feathers鈥 ability to loft and insulate. If you鈥檙e really trying to cut weight, you can even pack a less-insulated bag than you鈥檇 otherwise need, and plan on wearing both your base and mid-layers inside of it. That鈥檚 a hardcore approach for experienced types if we鈥檙e talking about planning, but an easy way for anyone to make it through a night that鈥檚 colder than expected.聽
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Not knowing how to use an axe: Sweet baby Jesus, please stop swinging an axe at your leg when you鈥檙e way out in the woods. To be safe, any axe needs to be sharp. That will minimize effort, maximize results, and reduce the chances of the axe glancing off the wood, then lopping through your shin. Next, take a wide stance and swing between your legs, where there鈥檚 no chance of a strike, should you miss the log. To be even safer, kneel down. That reduces the arc through which the axe swings, meaning it can only hit the ground if you miss, not your knee.聽
Bringing bug spray without DEET: DEET is the only chemical that has any proven ability to ward off mosquitos when topically applied. Skin So Soft聽and other DEET-free聽remedies are not effective. DEET is one of the most commonly applied chemicals to the human body ever, and has never been shown to have adverse effects. Billions of people use it to prevent major mosquito-born illnesses like Malaria and Zika each year, you should too. As with pretty much everything else, prevention is the best cure.聽
Not drying out gear: It didn鈥檛 rain, so I don鈥檛 need to set up my tent once I get home, right? Well, that鈥檚 how you get a moldy tent. Outdoors gear gets wet not just through precipitation, but through perspiration, too. No matter how dry it was, hang dry your sleeping bags and clothes聽and set your tent up in the sun until its bone dry. Doing so will help all this expensive stuff last for years.聽
Wearing cotton: Cotton kills. . Don鈥檛 wear a lick of it. No cotton socks, no cotton t-shirt, no jeans, no hoodie, nothing. Just don鈥檛. Synthetic, silk, and wool alternatives are categorically better at everything, including keeping you dry. Worried about the cost? Nice stuff lasts longer than cheap stuff. Save up and buy something once, instead of trying to save, then buying it three or four times instead.聽
Fancy solutions for simple problems: Need to boil water for a dehydrated backpacking meal? work better than a Jetboil. Seriously, that setup is more reliable in bad weather, at altitude, and allows you to carry just enough fuel for for your needs.聽
Have a blister? Duct tape works better than mole skin. Super glue works better than band aids. Vaseline-coated cotton balls work better than commercial fire starters. An old wool sweater works better than a fancy new fleece. A paper map and a compass work better than GPS navigators.聽
Spend money on dropping the weight of your big three聽and on stuff you wear on your body. Save money by not buying dumb gadgets.聽
Not adequately staking your tent: Your tent has all those funny strings hanging off it for a reason. In high winds, they鈥檙e necessary to provide strength and stability. The same鈥檚 true for the Velcro or similar fasteners that loop around the poles, inside your fly. And聽did you know that your tent is designed to face a certain direction, in relation to the wind? Read the instructions, then set your tent up right, every time. Then you鈥檒l never be surprised by an unexpected wind storm in the middle of the night.聽
Poler Napsacks: OMG, a sleeping bag with holes for your feet and arms! So cute! That is not a real sleeping bag, please do not bring聽it on a camping trip. Use a real sleeping bag from a reputable manufacturer, with a temperature rating well in excess of the conditions you鈥檙e likely to face.聽
What mistakes have you made聽and what did you learn from them?