Enterprise: Eureka? Above the din of doubters, a prospector swears a filthy Canadian river will make him filthy rich ‘Oh, it’s down there, all right. that gold is definitely there, as we speak,” says Jim Ford from the bow of his steel barge after a long day of dredging. “But I guess it’s not going anywhere right now.” Given the three-foot-thick river ice that’s due to move in this month, it’s unlikely that the ten million ounces of precious metal tailings It seems the golden sludge 鈥 certainly not a naturally occurring substance in the region’s crumbly limestone terrain 鈥 arrived at its current location via a rather murky chain of events. At the center of things is the Royal Canadian Mint, a 99-year-old riverfront refinery that in the last year alone churned out some 3.3 million precious-metal coins. According to True, but they certainly don’t hurt if, like Ford, you’re in the mining business and have access to a 300-ton dredging barge, complete with core drills and a 60-foot crane. Under those circumstances, one person’s environmental blunder can be another’s financial windfall. “It’s a matter of scooping up the sludge,” explains Ford, who staked a claim to a mile-long section of river If it all sounds too good to be true, consider the bickering that’s commenced in recent months over whether or not the outflow pipe 鈥 and, hence, the gold 鈥 even exists. “They can look at the blueprints of the building, but there’s no pipe,” declares mint spokesman Pierre Morin, apparently unaware of Ford’s claim that his barge inadvertently rammed the elusive pipe Such squabbling aside, Ford has earned the cautious endorsement of environmentalists who agree that 鈥 gold or no gold 鈥 his scheme can’t help but cleanse this section of the beleaguered Ottawa. “It’s a great idea,” says Murphy. “Maybe they’ll get some of the other toxins while they’re at it.” Meanwhile Ford, in true treasure-hunter form, is keeping his eyes on the |
Enterprise: Eureka?
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