If , how will our children continue to have fun? They will swim with alligators, that鈥檚 how. For $175, Bob Barrett, who runs the Madeira, Florida-based company Alligator Attractions, will bring an alligator to your kid鈥檚 next pool party鈥攁nd he鈥檒l put it in your pool, with your children, and let them all swim around together like human-gator water-fraternization is totally normal. “If you’re nine, 10 or 11 years old, you’ve already had the ‘jumparoo’ house, the bounce house, you’ve had the pizza party, you’ve had the clown party,” said Barrett. “You get to have a pool party with a gator. It’s a very popular party.” Barrett tapes the mouths of his gators shut, and, he maintains, this is completely safe because . 鈥淚t appears as though this gentleman has a permit to exhibit,鈥 said a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Comission, 鈥渟o it doesn鈥檛 look like it鈥檚 anything illegal.鈥
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