Nothing helps you avoid family drama like throwing your tent in the car and聽heading to the woods鈥攑referably by yourself, or with a select few of your most low-key friends. Camping-friendly food packets come in such an array of choices that we discovered it鈥檚 possible to recreate the Thanksgiving meals of your childhood at your campsite. Think of it as a testament to聽how many kinds of foods we've freeze-dried鈥攐r think of it as comfort food when you're sitting under the stars, avoiding questions from your nosey aunt聽about your love life and career track.聽
We聽even jazzed聽things聽up a little with ingredients you'll probably already want in your pack.聽While everyone back home聽wrings their hands over their turducken, you'll just need to聽add hot water and stir鈥攚hich means you can spend extra time on the trails, and that鈥檚 something to be truly thankful for.聽
The Bird
Saratoga Farms promises that its 聽will never be 鈥渃hewy or oily.鈥 Sold. Unfortunately, the company only sells it in a 10-pound can, but the leftovers will last for three decades, and聽it's worth the investment for an authentic Thanksgiving experience.
If you want something that聽structurally resembles a perfectly carved turkey breast, try . The packet contains two freeze-dried chicken breasts (complete with grill marks for authenticity) and a generous helping of spuds seasoned with Parmesan, herbs, and chives.
Stuffing
No freeze-dried food company makes a ready-to-go stuffing mix, but that鈥檚 probably because there鈥檚 no need to. is little more than dehydrated vegetables, bread, and herbs. The package directions suggest adding hot water and butter, but liquid oil will work in place of butter. 聽
Gravy
Saratoga Farms makes , but there鈥檚 no real need to buy it from a specialty company when you can simply pick up an instant gravy packet from the grocery store. Now, heat-and-eat gravy isn鈥檛 fancy, but two backpacking staples can help dress it up. First, for additional thickness, stir in a few flakes from your instant mashed potatoes. It will bulk up your gravy without causing lumps. For a deeper flavor, stir in up to one teaspoon of plain instant coffee.聽
Green Bean Casserole
Start with a package of . Add to the package one packet of instant mushroom soup (Campbell鈥檚 and several other brands make these) and half cup of French fried onions. Add hot water, stir, and top with more fried onions.聽If you really want to get fancy, crumble some dried porcini mushrooms into the mix.聽
Sweet Potatoes
Saratoga Farms sells 聽that plump after just a few minutes in a steaming bath. Again, you鈥檙e going to have to buy a 10-pound can of these.聽Top with a few marshmallows if desired鈥攚e know you already packed those for s鈥檓ores.聽
Pie!
A Thanksgiving without pie is not a Thanksgiving at all. 聽tastes almost as good as mom鈥檚 (sorry, mom). For extra flavor, try throwing a handful of the dried cranberries and almonds from your trail mix into the packet. If you鈥檙e more of a pumpkin pie person, 聽offers a Spiced Pumpkin Pie flavor that鈥檚 pretty on-point.聽