Here at 国产吃瓜黑料, we take the Whitman approach to summer partying: 鈥淲e contain multitudes.鈥 Our days often include getting up at 4 a.m. for an early summit or trail race鈥攖hings that are best enjoyed sans hangover. But summer is also the best time to drink outdoors: Grill-outs! The beach! A hammock in the middle of the woods! What we pull from the cooler or order at the bar is an ever-changing strategy鈥攂ut whatever鈥檚 in our cup, we want it to be good.
Here鈥檚 how to navigate the entire spectrum of summer drinking, from abstaining completely from alcohol to letting loose and considering the resulting hangover as 鈥渕ental toughness training.鈥
Alcohol-Free
The Situation: Your goal race is in the morning.
The Plan: Stick to non-alcoholic drinks all night.聽
You could probably get away with having a single beer, but 鈥淚 like to keep in mind that if you put alcohol in a petri dish it kills just about everything,鈥 says cycling coach and exercise physiologist Jesse Moore. 鈥淜eeping things simple, alcohol is essentially a poison that your body and liver will prioritize clearing from your system over many other pre and post-race essential tasks like protein synthesis and glycogen replenishment.鈥 In short, if you really care about your race tomorrow, make it an alcohol-free evening.
What to DIY: When your friends break out the shots, knock back pickle juice. Not only will it burn just a touch on the way down, but pickles 聽to have anti-cramping qualities.聽
Not a brine kind of person? Tonic and bitters are probably on hand. Your tastiest, non-sugar-bomb move: Mix four to six dashes of bitters into a glass of tonic water with ice, and add a quartered lime.聽
If your pick is a generally-disappointing 鈥渘ear beer,鈥 plop a Hop Theory聽packet into your brew. Stuffed with hops, orange peel and coriander, the tea-bag-like sachets deliver a hit of beer-like taste without any added alcohol.聽
What to Tell聽the Bartender: Be truthful and say you鈥檙e not drinking. Bartenders are used to this and will try and help you enjoy whatever it is you鈥檙e sipping. If your friends think it鈥檚 lame to order a mocktail, says Arch Bernard, a New York City bartender and cyclist: 鈥渇ind better friends.鈥
Unfortunately, finding better friends may be easier than finding better mocktails. 鈥淏y and large, the mocktail game is still pretty weak,鈥 says Bernard, with many mocktails simply being glorified juice and soda mixes. It鈥檚 helpful if you can give the bartender some suggestions of things you like that aren鈥檛 tooth-meltingly sweet, whether that鈥檚 herbaceous cocktails, sours, or something with bitter notes.聽
The non-alcoholic beer game makes the mocktail game look strong. Bernard says he hasn鈥檛 found one good enough yet to justify all the calories鈥攂ut, hey, you鈥檙e carbo-loading, right? If you don鈥檛 see a non-alcoholic beer on the menu, feel free to ask. Bernard says that most bars have exactly one non-alcoholic beer stashed someone in the fridge. 聽
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The Strategy: Drink in moderation鈥攎eaning one drink for women and two for men.
鈥淚 could easily see one drink falling into the statistical noise category in terms of causing any real harm for most people of average weight and metabolism,鈥 says Moore. See? He鈥檚 practically begging you to have a drink. Racers who suffer from pre-race anxiety may even benefit from a drink if it helps them relax, Moore says. Just don鈥檛 overdo it. 鈥淒on鈥檛 let a couple of drinks then become a lot of bad food choices, a poor night鈥檚 sleep, or other self-destructive behavior.鈥
If tomorrow鈥檚 race is going to be especially long, hot or humid, be really careful. 鈥淎lcohol can act as a diuretic. In hot race conditions, it will be easier to become dehydrated after alcohol consumption,鈥 says Gale Bernhardt, an Olympic-level cycling coach and co-author of Become a Fat-Burning Machine.聽If you do drink, alternate between drinks and glasses of ice water.聽
What to DIY: Turn your beer into a shandy by adding a splash of fruit juice. This doesn鈥檛 work with all beers鈥擝ernard says a hefeweizen or a Belgian wit is going to work best. Don鈥檛 even think about doing it with a porter or stout. Float a small glug of orange juice, grapefruit juice, or lemonade on top of your pint and stir gently.聽
For a low-alcohol cocktail, Bernard recommends an Aperol spritz, which is prosecco, Aperol (Campari鈥檚 much less boozy cousin), and soda.
Aperol Spritz聽
- 3 ounces prosecco
- 1 ounce Aperol聽
- Seltzer
Combine chilled prosecco with Aperol, top with chilled seltzer water.聽
What to Tell the Bartender: 鈥淧acing customers is a part of their job,鈥 says Bernard. 鈥淭ell your bartender you don't want to get too drunk and they'll help you out.鈥
Thanks to the session beer trend, you can now find tons of great craft brews in the 3-5 percent alcohol range. Many are designed specifically for warm-weather drinking, with flavor profiles that are light but not yawn-inducing. Or hitch yourself to the sour beer bandwagon. 鈥淯sually similarly low in alcohol by volume鈥攁bout 4 percent鈥攕ours are refreshing and complex, but not too boozy to have all afternoon. The one that changed the game for me was Westbrook Gose; Super crisp and tart, lightly salty, guzzleable,鈥 says Bernard.聽
Party Time
The Situation: You raced today and you鈥檙e going to treat yourself.
The Strategy: Have fun without doing anything too regrettable and being too sick the next morning. (We鈥檒l take no responsibility for your hangovers.)
To be clear, 鈥淚f you want zero impact on your recovery, skip the booze,鈥 says Bernhardt. Ready to totally ignore our expert鈥檚 advice? Cool. Here鈥檚 the plan. First, make sure you鈥檝e refueled and rehydrated properly from the day鈥檚 efforts. Then, pick your booze of choice.聽Craft gin cocktails are still going strong, as are mezcal聽and mezcal/whiskey mixes. 鈥淎ny cocktail that鈥檚 good with vodka is better with gin,鈥 says Bernard. Mezcal is much the same way: If it鈥檚 good with tequila, it鈥檚 better with mezcal.聽
For those of you wanting to celebrate your accomplishment like an Olympian in Rio, reach for cacha莽a. The national spirit of Brazil, cacha莽a is like rum but made with sugar cane instead of molasses. You鈥檒l get hints of banana and sea salt, and notes of the tropics without actually being fruity. Swap it out for rum in your favorite daiquiri recipe, or do shots of it while watching Team USA.聽
What to DIY:
Hammocks Calling
- 1.5 oz Novo Fogo Silver cacha莽a
- 0.75 Amontillado Sherry
- 0.75 oz lemon juice
- 0.75 simple syrup (1:1)
Shake and double strain into a highball glass. Top with a splash of soda and garnish with a lemon twist.
Rock Salt Cocktail
- 1 3/4 ounces Hochstadter's Slow & Low
- 1/4 ounce Ilegal Joven mezcal
- 1/4 ounce Crazy Water #4
- 3 drops mineral saline
Combine ingredients in a chilled mixing glass and stir with ice for 10 seconds.聽Strain into a chilled coupe glass and garnish with an orange diamond twist.
The Last Word
- 3/4 oz. Four Pillars Gin
- 3/4 oz. Green Chartreuse聽
- 3/4 oz. Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur聽
- 3/4 oz. Lime juice聽
Shake all together with ice. Strain into martini glass and garnish with a lime twist.
What to Tell the Bartender: When you order Vodka straight up, or your third martini, he or she will know all they need to know.