It鈥檚 Saturday night, and I鈥檓 checking out a new craft brewery in Boulder, Colorado. The DJ spins drum and bass. A projector plays Planet Earth-style videos on the wall. From time to time, women in flowy pants break out into spontaneous dancing. But mostly, the attractive and fit-looking crowd just chats鈥攚hile they sip non-alcoholic, fermented tea.
What kind of party is this?
Let鈥檚 call it a 鈥渒ombucha kegger.鈥 More specifically, this is the grand opening of the , one of a small but rapidly growing new wave of kombucha taprooms that have cropped up in the past year in places like Colorado, California, Hawaii, Oregon, and North Carolina.
Dubbed 鈥渂ooch鈥 for short, kombucha has purported health benefits that range from curing cancer and detoxifying the liver, to facilitating weight loss and improving digestion. Substantiation for these benefits is mostly anecdotal, but this hasn鈥檛 stopped the ancient Asian probiotic beverage from exploding in popularity the past several years. A BEVnet.com report from the first-ever 鈥淜ombuchaKon鈥 conference in January estimates that, in 2013, .
Rowdy Mermaid founder Jamba Dunn tells me that significant projected growth in the market and the preponderance of kombucha鈥檚 target demographic in Boulder鈥攜oung, well-educated, and health-conscious professionals鈥攃onvinced him that he could create a business around booch. Indeed, all three booch bashes I鈥檝e attended this month have packed the house, and with a wide variety of characters. There were artists, yogis, college students, schoolteachers, and retirees. There were also a lot of families with kids, like 9-year-old Quinn, who told me kombucha tasted 鈥渓ike vegetables鈥, in a good way.
At Denver-based 鈥檚 鈥淔irst Friday鈥 party, I end up surrounded by an unruly group of 20-something dudes wearing trucker hats. Most of them are 鈥渒ombucha virgins,鈥 as they put it, and they order round after round of 4-ounce tasters, slamming them like tequila shots.
鈥淲hy do you drink kombucha?鈥 I ask one of them.
鈥淲hy do you drink Mountain Dew?鈥 he yells over the din.
Trick question? His buddy explains, 鈥淲e鈥檝e been at the bars all afternoon. We needed a pick-me-up.鈥
He鈥檚 referring to the buzz that some people get from booch鈥攁 12-ounce serving has about the same amount of caffeine as a third of a cup of tea. That鈥檚 not much, but it鈥檚 certainly preferable to drinking sugary, processed energy drinks like Red Bull or 鈥渄oing the Dew. Most of the sugar in kombucha is consumed by yeast during fermentation.
Fermentation also naturally creates alcohol, but to sell booch as a non-alcoholic beverage, brewers must keep alcohol below 0.5 percent by volume鈥攍ess than what鈥檚 in a jar of sauerkraut, says Dunn. According to Happy Leaf co-founder Jenni Lyons, that makes kombucha taprooms an alternative for 鈥渁 younger crowd that doesn鈥檛 want to drink [alcohol], but still wants a cool place to hang out and enjoy something fizzy and fun, too.鈥
Not that they鈥檙e relying on teetotalers to float their business. Both breweries plan to apply for their liquor license. Rowdy Mermaid intends to start serving alcoholic kombucha (5 to 7 percent ABV), which tastes similar to champagne. Beer is also a natural pairing. 鈥淜ombucha beer will be huge in the next two to five years,鈥 Dunn predicts. Down the street, nanobrewery is already mixing their chocolate milk stout with Rowdy Mermaid鈥檚 Cherry Kom Pow.
Artisan craft booch tasting also appeals to locavores and foodies. Dunn grows his herbs in his own backyard, and his main ingredient is 鈥渇iltered Colorado snowmelt.鈥 His Deep Forest kombucha, infused with organic reishi mushroom and anise, reminded me of a fragrant Chinese herbal soup my grandmother used to make when I was a kid鈥攚ith a light black-licorice finish.
My friends and I end up sitting at Rowdy Mermaid for hours, watching the sun go down, sessioning kombucha and getting not-drunk. At one point my buddy Pat notes, 鈥淚t feels like we鈥檙e sitting around having beers, but we鈥檙e just drinking tea.鈥 It鈥檚 true, I think. I鈥檓 still sober! When we leave around 9:00 p.m., the party is in full swing.