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A Guide for Politicians Who Want to Look Outdoorsy

The do鈥檚 and don'ts of securing the outdoor-rec vote

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Look guys, I get it. Virtually every normal American loves the outdoors. There are聽. The outdoor-recreation industry is . So far as demographics go, we鈥檙e a way bigger voting block than rich people, old聽people, or even xenophobes. So you want our vote.

But man, you go about pretending to be one of us in all the wrong ways. Just take Roy Moore, who rode a horse to the polls in Tuesday's special election for the Alabama Senate seat. Horse Twitter promptly and viciously came after him for his聽poor form. He lost the race.

With other campaigns already ramping up for the mid-terms, let鈥檚 try and help the politicians who remain in the running.聽

Do: Take Your Family Along.

Don鈥檛: Ride a Horse. Ever.

Do: Hang Out with Bear Grylls.

Don鈥檛: Forget to Pull Your Waders Up.

Do: Take Gun Safety Seriously.

Don鈥檛: Shoot Your Buddies in the Face.

Do: Pose Shirtless.

Don鈥檛: Wear White Clothes Outdoors.

Do: Be an Athlete

Don鈥檛: Antagonize Actual聽Athletes.

Do: Love Animals.

Don鈥檛: Be Cruel to Animals.

Do: Protect the Environment.

Don鈥檛: Destroy It.

Bonus Don鈥檛: Lie to Us.

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