There are a number of ways to express gratitude to your friends: buying them a beer, naming your first child after them, Venmoing them 51 percent of the restaurant bill instead of just 50 percent, or buying them a yacht. Sometimes, though, when you want to actually say 鈥渢hank you,鈥 a card is nice. Here are a few*.
(*these don鈥檛 exist 鈥 yet)








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