Local Singles Hiking Group
So, are you single? So are we! And we鈥檙e always looking for more attractive, fit, single folks to join our weekly hiking group. We wouldn鈥檛 call our hikes a dating or matchmaking opportunity鈥攂ut we are always looking for more attractive, single, attractive folks who want to have a good time! If you鈥檙e looking for a fun bunch of hikers to hit the trails with, please email a headshot and a brief bio to Kevin, our group leader, who is single, and also the only member of the group right now. If you don鈥檛 like hiking but are single, Kevin is also on Tinder.
“Hunting for a Good Time” Meetup聽
We鈥檙e an easygoing yet bloodthirsty group of hikers who meet periodically to hunt a human being in the style of the 1994 Gary Busey/Ice-T film . If you鈥檙e interested in 鈥渕eeting up鈥 with our fun crew, you will have a wonderful weekend of being tracked by hunters who have paid hefty sums for the chance at the 鈥渦ltimate hunt鈥濃攜ou! If you live through the weekend, we鈥檒l be surprised, and to be honest, a little disappointed, but it鈥檒l be a thrilling couple days for you!
The Biggest Weekly Hiking Meetup in the Metro Area
We love hiking, and we love hiking in a big group! Every Saturday, we meet at a trailhead at 6:45 a.m. to take over the place. If it鈥檚 your first time joining us, you鈥檒l never remember everyone鈥檚 names鈥攖here are anywhere from 30 to 60 of us, depending on the weekend. But we鈥檙e fun! Unless you鈥檙e not part of our group and you happen to pick the same trailhead, in which case you鈥檒l have to step off the trail for just a minute as we pass (OK, more like two or three minutes鈥攔emember, there are a few dozen of us). Hope you can join us some weekend and experience our total domination of every other user group in the area!
Gary's Hiking Meetup
We meet every other Saturday at a different trail within two hours of the city to listen to Gary tell the same 25 stories about all the cool things he鈥檚 done in life. Sometimes Gary talks about backpacking and climbing trips he did a few years ago, sometimes he talks about his career in sales, and sometimes he tells stories that are designed to illustrate how much more of an alpha male he is than other men, but the central theme is always the same: Gary is cool. If you鈥檙e at the back of the group, you may get to talk to other members of our group, but if you鈥檙e within 20 or so feet of Gary, you will have a great opportunity to hear a lot about Gary. Gary will almost never tell the same story twice in the same weekend, but stories will be repeated from week to week. If you鈥檙e new here, Gary will ask a couple brief questions about your life, not to learn more about you, but to provide a jumping-off point to talk about himself.
“Seat of Our Pants” Hikers
If you鈥檙e not much of a planner, you鈥檒l love our group鈥攚e never decide anything until the last minute lol! We meet up every other Sunday, and don鈥檛 pick a trail, a meeting place, or a meeting time, until sometime on Sunday morning, when someone starts a mass text between all our current group members. And then, all 23 of us collectively hash out a plan via text messages. Since we have so many trails nearby, it can be hard to decide! But don鈥檛 worry, we can usually agree on something within an hour and a half or so of texting back and forth. And then, most of us show up and hike!
Steep Scramblers of _________
We鈥檙e not so much a hiking group, since we get together every few weeks to free solo multipitch rock climbing routes , but we do have to hike to the base of the routes we solo, so there鈥檚 that. We wouldn鈥檛 call what we do 鈥渄angerous,鈥 but there are only three of us now, and there used to be seven of us. Actually, nine, if you count those couple folks who only joined us once, and then, well, you know.
Night Hiking Group
Ve meet every other Vednesday evening after sundown, rising from our coffins for a casual few hours on the trail. You may notice ve all vear capes, have somevhat pale skin for a group of outdoor enthusiasts, and have rather elongated eye teeth. Ve vould love to get to know you on one of our night hikes on one of the dark, secluded trails near the metro area. Ve love short hike with some solitude, and ve鈥檇 love for you to bring your friends, as long as they are filled with blood.