Here you are again: holiday shopping season is upon us, and you鈥檙e wondering, 鈥淗ow will I get the perfect gift for everyone on my list, but also spend at least $35,000 on each of them?鈥 You鈥檙e not alone. Spending money is the only way to communicate appreciation for someone, and if we don鈥檛 shower our loved ones in tens of thousands of dollars鈥 worth of lavish gifts each winter, there鈥檚 a solid chance they will abandon us forever. To ease your mind, we鈥檝e curated a list that is sure to please everyone, and help you spend as much money as possible:
A Guided Climb of Mount聽Everest聽
This holiday season, get them the mountain everyone has heard of. Mount聽Everest is the most famous mountain in the world, and less of a commitment than owning a racehorse. A is the perfect stocking stuffer for that adventurous loved one, or in-law who you think might enjoy going somewhere called 鈥淭he Death Zone.鈥 Only $67,000.
A Guided Climb of Mount聽Vinson
Have they already climbed Everest, and want to climb another mountain, but not spend less than $40,000? Get them a , the highest peak in Antarctica鈥攁t $42,000, it鈥檚 much cheaper than buying them a Bentley.
Send them on White Desert鈥檚 鈥淕reatest Trip鈥 to Antarctica
Climbing Mount聽Vinson sound like too much hassle, or too much time? For a mere $210,000, they鈥檒l be able to from Cape Town and get four hours on the ground in Antarctica with 11 of their friends and have a fancy drink before jetting back to South Africa.
An Earth Roamer XV-LTS
You鈥檝e thought about this one before: should you buy that special someone a $500,000 house, or a luxury expedition vehicle instead? Look, houses take a lot of paperwork. Just get them , the ultimate luxury expedition vehicle, so they can 鈥渆xplore on their own terms.鈥 Prices start at $490,000.
A Sportsmobile
Want to get them an adventure vehicle, but don鈥檛 want to spend half a million dollars? Get them a . New or used, you鈥檒l almost certainly be able to spend $35,000 to $100,000.
A Week at Chalet Zermatt
They want to ski in Zermatt, but would be a bit embarrassed to stay in the, ahem, modest accommodations where most visitors stay. So get them a , a six-story, five-bedroom property perched high in the Alps, including a wellness spa, Michelin-star gourmet chef, chalet manager and concierge, service staff, housekeeping, 24-hour chauffeured taxi, and two massages per day. Weeklong packages start at $60,000.
Yellowstone Club Membership
Do they love skiing, but don鈥檛 necessarily need to own an entire mountain all to themselves? This holiday season, get them a . Membership costs $300,000 up front plus $37,500 per year, but also requires ownership of a house in the community ($2 million to $25 million).
I Don鈥檛 Know, Something Good for Humanity 听鈥
It probably won鈥檛 impress as many rich people, but I guess if you have all that money lying around, you could probably pay for someone鈥檚 cancer treatment in the U.S. or build a bunch of schools somewhere or something. Anyway, happy holidays.