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Scenes from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photos: Chris McPherson)
Scenes from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photos: Chris McPherson)
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In Alaska, These Pants Save Lives. Do You Own a Pair?


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For years, an annual ball in tiny Talkeetna celebrated the immeasurable role of Carhartt clothing. We sent a writer to cover the event, where devotees regaled stories of heroic trousers and death-defying coveralls.


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If you are the Carhartt sales representative in Alaska, you hear so many stories about how your durable, mud-brown workwear has saved people鈥檚 flabby backsides from wolf fangs and grizzly-bear bites that, after a while, you stop recalling the individual anecdotes. Except during the annual Carhartt Ball in Talkeetna, a winter festival at which fans gather to celebrate another year of survival on the Last Frontier.

鈥淥ne time,鈥 says Doug Tweedie, Carhartt鈥檚 man in Alaska for the past 25 years, 鈥渢here was this walrus attacked a guy tying his boat up to a dock somewhere in the Aleutian chain who said what saved him were the black extreme-heavy-duty Carhartts the walrus鈥檚 chompers couldn鈥檛 bite through.鈥 Tweedie tells me this as he busily checks the microphone onstage at the Denali Fairview Inn during a lull in the festivities. 鈥淎nother time there was this couple pulled over by the side of the Alcan Highway. A grizzly bear mauled the husband, who had gotten out of the car, but our coveralls deflected the claws and saved his hide.鈥

The Carhartt Ball is not your traditional black-tie-and-strapless-gown gala with a sit-down four-course dinner. It started in 1996 after Talkeetna鈥檚 garbage-removal and snowplow magnate, Bill Stearns, came up with the idea of a Carhartt shindig as an antidote to cabin fever. Although Carhartt rarely advertises, Tweedie agreed to drive up from Anchorage to sponsor the first ball and hand out prizes in the storytelling competition, where winners take home the eponymous outerwear. Six years later, the annual event has become an occasion for area hunters, fishermen, carpenters, trappers, mountaineers, whitewater rafters, and back-to-the-land curmudgeons to don their multicolored patched chore coats, kneeless pants, and worn overalls reduced to strings, and snowmobile into the two-block-long town in the foothills of Mount McKinley to entertain one another with accounts of death-defying animal attacks and engine failures.

On December 29, festivities start early at the local VFW hall (a 60-by-80-foot log cabin), where a catwalk is set up and Talkeetnans make like Gisele B眉ndchen and strut down it, modeling Carhartt鈥檚 upcoming spring line. Then the party moves to the Fairview Inn, where everyone crowds around the horseshoe bar wearing spanking-new carpenter pants saved just for the occasion, as well as cruddy 鈥渞oadkill Carhartts鈥濃攁rticles of clothing that have blown off the backs of pickup trucks, gotten run over, and been rescued by passersby. With the perfectly groomed hair of a national newscaster, 51-year-old Tweedie stands out among the guests in a bespoke brown Carhartt tuxedo with black lapels. He is, after all, the master of ceremonies. So that I will blend in, Tweedie has lent me a purple jacket (brighter hues were recently introduced in the Carhartt line, to appeal to rap stars and women) festooned with battery-operated blinking lights and a gigantic hieroglyph on the back that spells out CARHARTT in sequins and glitter.

Alaskans buy an estimated four times more Carhartt work duds per capita than their compatriots in the lower 48, and their loyalty is not due to just the harsh weather. Up here, hair-curling adventures featuring these sturdy $40 pants and $70 jackets are what distinguish weather-beaten sourdoughs from virgin flatlanders. The company was founded in Michigan in 1889 by traveling salesman Hamilton Carhartt, who started the trend by fashioning railroad uniforms out of surplus army tent material. Today, his great-grandson Mark Valade presides over the family-owned, Dearborn-based business, which reportedly grossed $324 million in 2000. Still, what is it about this brand that has made the Carhartt survival story a phenomenon so peculiar to Alaska, a kind of currency swapped in bars late at night, over breakfast in diners, and at the state fair? As the epicenter of what could be called the Rescue-Pants Epic, Talkeetna鈥檚 Carhartt Ball seems a good occasion to investigate why this extra-thick, water-repellent, 100 percent ring-spun duck cloth has become the stuff of frontier fable.

鈥淚n Alaska, you鈥檙e always getting into extreme situations where everything fails but your Carhartts,鈥濃圱weedie theorizes. 鈥淭hen, when you get out of the situation, you tell everyone about it.鈥 And they tell everyone else. All around us at the Fairview Inn, drinking from beer steins at wooden tables, standing by the house-rules sign warning 鈥淎ll firearms must be checked with the bartender,鈥 villagers are one-upping each other with Carhartt war stories.

鈥淧eople call every week with animal stories, chainsaw stories, accident stories鈥攕tranded off the road in 70 below zero, skidding hundreds of feet on icy roads on tipped-over motorcycles. I鈥檝e stopped writing them down,鈥 Tweedie says. Then he perks up at the thought of a humdinger. 鈥淒o you know the one about the Fairbanks policeman who was saved when an assailant鈥檚 bullet ricocheted off the brass zipper of his Carhartt jacket?鈥

Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)

As an infamous plaque, no longer on display, put it, the winter population of Talkeetna was once 鈥378 people and one grouch.鈥 These days it鈥檚 pushing 800. If you count the tourists, the spring-summer population runs into the tens of thousands, with climbers, campers, and sightseers passing through en route to Denali National Park and Preserve. Carhartts are so prevalent here, and the villagers so vociferously loyal to them, that visitors sometimes catch Carhartt fever.

鈥淚鈥檝e had Californians and tourists, total strangers, try to buy my Carhartts right off me. Yuppies!鈥 scoffs Ted Kundtz, a Talkeetna jack-of-all-trades, when I meet him one morning before the ball for breakfast at the town鈥檚 . 鈥淭hey called the years of wear and tear I put in them 鈥榓uthentic character.鈥欌夆 What seems to irritate him is not that the interlopers hoped to wheedle him out of his sorry-ass jacket, but that they wanted to appropriate the adventures that came with it.

Kundtz, a no-nonsense 60-year-old with a stubbly gray beard, sits over his eggs and reindeer sausage in padded black Carhartt bibs stained with yesterday鈥檚 cheeseburger juice, last night鈥檚 spaghetti sauce, aviation gas, engine grease, moose turds, moose innards, and moose blood. He has just pulled an all-nighter at mile 110 of the nearby Parks Highway, helping adult students learn to carve up abandoned game for a community-ed course called Roadkill 101.

鈥淭he difference between formal and informal in Talkeetna is clean Carhartts and dirty ones,鈥 he says. 鈥淭he washed ones you wear to church. Ones as cruddy as these鈥濃攈e points at various blotches on his chest and pant legs鈥斺測ou clean. Preferably in someone else鈥檚 washing machine.鈥

In his varied career, Kundtz tells me, he has been a pilot, a tester of Berkley fly rods, a ski instructor, a forensic photographer, and a Green Beret. A life such as his is full of Carhartt flashbacks. On one particularly memorable night several years ago, as he drove home from Talkeetna, with the mercury hovering at minus 25 degrees, Kundtz鈥檚 700-pound snowmobile skidded off a trail by the side of the road, tumbled down a slope, and flipped on top of him. He credits the thick insulation of his jumpsuit for keeping him alive and warm during the slow, cumbersome process of digging a snow-tunnel escape route. Kundtz鈥檚 story exhibits typical Alaskan sangfroid and quick-wittedness in an emergency, as well as frugality: he still has the clothes he wore that night.

鈥淚 just heard about some new high-tech, battery-operated parka,鈥 he says. 鈥淏ut for me, out in the remote after the batteries ran out, where would I plug it in to recharge it? A birch tree? If you live here, Carhartts are bound to save your life one time or another. Once they do save your life, you鈥檙e obviously not going to throw them away. That would be like scattering diamonds on the floor.鈥

As we head out to the restaurant parking lot, Kundtz points to his truck. In the bed is his dead Australian shepherd, Jillaroo, wrapped in鈥 a beloved Carhartt. 鈥淚鈥檓 about to bury the dog in my oldest Carhartt jacket and build a spirit house over her,鈥 he says before driving off. Even in the afterlife, Carhartts are too precious to discard.

鈥淚 dropped the torch in my lap and kept driving until I noticed I was feeling a bit warm. I looked down to find my crotch on fire.鈥 Tom Kluberton holds up the gutted pants as evidence. 鈥淥K, they鈥檙e crotchless, but they鈥檙e still good Carhartts.鈥

鈥淲here is our Carhartt machete holster, honey?鈥 computer consultant Tom Kluberton asks his girlfriend, Hobbs Butler. At the moment, Butler, a fresh-faced, red-haired 32-year-old, is too busy to help. She鈥檚 occupied talking about the homemade brown Carhartt tool belt鈥攔ecycled out of worn-out pants鈥攖hat she is modeling for me over a pair of newish Carhartt blue jeans.

鈥淥ther people wear through the knees first. I wear through the seat,鈥 she tells me. 鈥淭hen I save the waistband and the back pockets. Turn them around and you get a great tool belt you can hang a hammer on and keep nails in.鈥

I鈥檝e dropped in on Kluberton and Butler at their 1940s hunting lodge, over near Talkeetna鈥檚 railroad tracks, because I heard in town that they were a repository of rescue-pants epics鈥攏ot only because they have spent most of the past decade outside, rebuilding their house from the foundation up, but also because they own 12 antic sled dogs.

鈥淒ay to day, these pants will last a lifetime in someplace like Oklahoma,鈥 Kluberton says. 鈥淯p here, getting pawed, clawed, and chewed by sled dogs all day long, or being dragged along behind them through thorny devil鈥檚 claw when you fall off the sled, you might get a year鈥檚 wear out of them.鈥 He looks down at his raggedy, paint-stained trousers, which are five months old but could pass for antique. Kluberton, 50, is tall and loping, with a boyish face and a thick mane of graying hair.

鈥淭wice now I鈥檝e had a chainsaw swing up and catch me on the leg,鈥濃圞luberton continues. 鈥淭hat鈥檚 why you wear the double-knee pants鈥攕o the chainsaw cuts off a good long slice of your Carhartts instead of a good long slice of your leg. Even so, you hate to lose a pair of Carhartts. What I do is get high-temperature automotive silicon gasket sealer and glue the pants back together.鈥 When I point out that silicon gasket sealer is neon orange, he offers a more color-coordinated alternative: 鈥淵ou can also use duct tape as a temporary fix.鈥

Kluberton shows me other pairs of archival trousers he has not repaired, because they serve as badges of honor. Like the pair with the black-rimmed burnt-out crotch鈥攖he pants that illustrate a kind of infallibility principle.

鈥淲hat happened was, while I was driving out of the Costco parking lot in Anchorage, I was futzing with this new mini torch鈥攖he kind that will flame a cigar from 11 inches away鈥攚hich I鈥坆ought to melt the ice that builds up overnight in my ignition. I dropped the torch in my lap and kept driving until I noticed I was feeling a bit warm. I looked down to find my crotch on fire.鈥 Kluberton holds up the gutted pants as evidence.

鈥淭he family jewels were at risk,鈥 he says. 鈥淚f I鈥檇 been wearing any other kind of pants, I鈥檇 have been dead or dying, in trouble, flamb茅 even. Instead, I pulled over to the side of the road, put myself out, and turned the lighter off. OK, they鈥檙e crotchless, but they鈥檙e still good Carhartts. You can wear them as long as you鈥檝e got boxers on underneath.鈥

Kluberton goes into a bedroom to change into 鈥渢he pants that survived auto-da-f茅鈥 to prove it. He is right. His crotchless Carhartts don鈥檛 look so bad鈥攊f you like chaps.

Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)

Fisherman John Ferrell has a story that gives new meaning to the term fashion emergency. A 50-year-old charter-fishing-boat captain from Anchor Point, Ferrell made national headlines several years ago after his 37-foot aluminum boat, the Irene, capsized dramatically in Cook Inlet, south of Anchorage. I track him down by phone from Talkeetna one evening after several folks tell me he is the ultimate protagonist in the definitive Carhartt narrative.

Ferrell had taken a party out fishing when the shaft connecting the 滨谤别苍别鈥s engine and its transmission broke off, piercing the boat鈥檚 hull and flipping it in turbulent 40-degree water. His six passengers and deckhand all clambered onto a four-person life raft. This left no space for the captain, who had to hang on to the hull of his overturned craft. The first Coast Guard helicopter on the scene pelted Ferrell with 110-knot rotor winds as it extracted the tourists from the life raft and flew away, leaving him to await the second rescue team.

鈥淚 should have died, because I was out there for more than an hour, and generally you鈥檙e a goner in ten to fifteen minutes,鈥 Ferrell recalls nonchalantly. 鈥淏ut I was wearing my double-knee Carhartts, which were so insulated the wind did not penetrate and I didn鈥檛 get hypothermia. Sure, my arms gave out and turned to Silly Putty, but the Carhartts protected my bottom half, allowing me to keep afloat by moving my legs.鈥

To hear him tell it鈥攁nd he tells it often, since it鈥檚 his best story鈥攈is boat anecdote is less about almost drowning than about clothing as miraculous as the . But behind the clothing trope, the Carhartt survival yarn is a type of Freudian talking cure鈥攁 way to get over the aftershock by retelling your life-threatening experiences to others.

鈥淏ottom line, those pants saved my life,鈥 Ferrell says proudly. 鈥淚鈥檓 the Carhartt poster boy.鈥

Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)
Scene from a celebration of all things Carhartt
(Photo: Chris McPherson)

The Carhartt Ball takes place on my last night in Talkeetna. And with all due respect to John Ferrell and his pants, there are a lot of poster boys in attendance. Not to mention poster girls. Emcee Doug Tweedie makes a half-hearted attempt to be heard over the raucous crowd standing three deep at the Fairview Inn bar as he introduces the handful of contenders for the survival-story contest, while in typical anarchic Alaska fashion, the majority of survivors are loudly swapping their bios offstage. Up at the microphone, nurse Colleen Hogan describes the time she saved a car-crash victim by covering him with a warm jacket. Offering a business survival story, jam and jelly maker Laura MacDonald recounts how she once lugged 50 gallons of blueberries home in a spare jumpsuit.

The contestants are so few that all of them take home Carhartt prizes of hats and T-shirts, and their anticlimactic tales turn out to be so downright mild that I wade into the Fairview鈥檚 back room, where real cliffhangers are being traded under a mounted bull buffalo. I hear some archetypal stories of Alaskan ingenuity鈥攍ike the one about Donnie Elbert, the mechanic who used his overalls as a frostproof tent one night after his plane crashed in the tundra; and then there鈥檚 Carl Ober, the quick-thinking river guide who saved his own life, after flipping out of his 35-horsepower boat, by tying his waxed Carhartt pants into a knot and inflating them into an emergency life vest, all while careening down the Talkeetna River.

鈥淚 should have died, because I was out there for more than an hour, and generally you鈥檙e a goner in ten to fifteen minutes,鈥 John Ferrell recalls of capsizing in the Cook Inlet. 鈥淪ure, my arms gave out and turned to Silly Putty, but the Carhartts protected my bottom half, allowing me to keep afloat.鈥

I head across the room, where teamster Randy Brooks hoists his right leg up on a table and rolls up his pants. He has an ugly eight-inch scar on his right shin. This happened when a birch tree he was cutting for firewood fell, pinning him beneath it and bending his leg at a right angle until the fibula was shattered and the tibia broke through his flesh. Brooks says the reason he鈥檚 still walking is that the thick insulation of his Carhartts kept him warm, which stopped him from going into shock during the two hours it took his two sons to dig him out from beneath the tree, call for help on a nearby radio phone, and put him in an ambulance.

鈥淭his is a true story, backed up by bills and hospital records,鈥 Brooks says as his wife, Edie, nods. 鈥淚 would have been carving a peg leg for myself out of that birch tree had I not had my Carhartts on. And I still got them. I wear them all the time.鈥

As Brooks rhapsodizes about how his pants saved his leg, I realize that whatever permutation of Carhartt yarn you hear, it represents more than an I-lived-through-this epic or a psychological coping mechanism. It鈥檚 an initiation rite, an application for citizenship. If you haven鈥檛 lived through such a tale, it means either you just arrived in Alaska or you have no business being here in the first place.

And so, one last story. Even if you鈥檙e born and bred Alaskan, Carhartts do more than save your hide; they can also save your love life. In 1997, Anjanette Knapp, a 26-year-old ecologist from Sheep Mountain, was trying to impress her musher boyfriend Zack Steer, 25, when she agreed to dogsled with him through a trailless stretch of backwoods in the Chugach Mountains. It was a bold move; Knapp was new to mushing. Steer would pilot the lead sled and she would follow him on her own. He instructed her to not let go of the dogs, no matter what.

Soon after they started, Knapp accidentally slipped off her sled into deep snow and tumbled. Steer, far ahead and oblivious to his girlfriend鈥檚 predicament, sped along as she was dragged facedown, losing her boot and sock but never leaving the sled because the leg of her Carhartt trousers had snagged on the brake pedal. Finally, the dogs, realizing something was amiss, reined themselves in and brought the hell ride to a halt. Needless to say, Steer was impressed by Knapp鈥檚 endurance. Soon after, he ran the Iditarod with an engagement ring tied to his lead dog鈥檚 collar and proposed to Knapp at the finish line.

Those pants proved not only that Knapp truly belonged in Alaska, but that she also belonged to her beloved. Reader, she married him.