鈥淲eird鈥 is an ill-defined term. Does it mean uncanny? Gross? Extraordinary? Supernatural? Here at 国产吃瓜黑料, it means all of the above. Our editors came together to find some of our weirdest stories from the archive. The result: a collection that ranges from spooky middle-of-the-night bigfoot hunts to an investigation into mysterious shrunken heads.
鈥淭he Fist of God鈥

I don鈥檛 know that this is weird so much as it was a startling read. The story centers around a brutal and ancient鈥攂ut celebrated鈥攆ight culture in Bolivia called tinku. People die. But the juxtaposition between the coinciding festival鈥檚 religious holiness and the visceral beating is what made it so curious. And the fact that our writer was a woman willing to wander into the madness made the piece even bolder. Eventually, she is聽challenged to a brawl鈥攂ut you鈥檒l have to read about it to see how it ends.
鈥擳asha Zemke, copy editor
鈥淭racking the Elusive Western Shoe Tree鈥

Author Bryan di Salvatore won鈥檛 reveal how you can repeat his adventure鈥攁t least not the way he did it. But in 鈥Tracking the Elusive Western Shoe Tree,鈥澛爃e road-trips from Missoula, Montana, through Idaho, Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, and Utah聽in search of those trees mysteriously adorned with old shoes, all the while adding his own contributions to them. Along the way, he discovers some truths about the American West, 鈥渁 forthright and humorous land.鈥
鈥擬ary Turner, deputy editor
鈥淟ittle Men鈥 and 鈥淭he Weird, Wild Business of Shrunken Heads鈥

鈥淟ittle Men鈥 is great weird classic story by Caroline Alexander from聽April 1994. She explored the mysterious origins of two shrunken men who were on display at the Museum of the American Indian in New York. Research led her to a by-then-deceased doctor from Ecuador named Gustav Struve. Alexander found his son (now deceased) in Quito. He told her, 鈥淧apa used to make the mummies.鈥 Mary Roach revisited and updated the whole thing in 鈥The Weird, Wild Business of Shrunken Heads.鈥
鈥擜lex Heard, editorial director
鈥淲hy Does It Feel Good to Poop?鈥 and 鈥淗ow to Poop Anywhere 国产吃瓜黑料鈥

We have a checkered past featuring way too many stories on poop.
鈥擩enny Earnest, audience development director
鈥淭hey Call Me Groover Boy鈥

To Jenny Earnest鈥檚 point above, I wasn鈥檛 quite sure if this collection really needed another story about poop. But Kevin Fedarko tells an eye-opening, hilarious, and at some points nerve-racking story about the experience of manning the poop dory on the Colorado River in Grand Canyon. I wish I could have watched my own facial expressions shift from disgust to fear to laughter as I read it.
鈥擲amantha Yadron, editorial production fellow
鈥淭he Bears Who Came to Town and Would Not Go Away鈥

You sort of expect a town to become infested by insects or rodents鈥攐r hipsters, if there鈥檚 a festival going on. But a plague of bears?聽What a delightfully awful thing to befall a small Russian hamlet, which Sarah A. Topol beautifully recounts like a modern folktale.
鈥擜leta Burchyski, associate managing editor
鈥淪trange Foods, Stranger Times鈥

Recounting a memorable dining experience in China, 国产吃瓜黑料 co-founder and editor-at-large Tim Cahill considers the curious machismo associated with adventurous eating. 鈥淪he stirred the mixture, but the green gall, which didn鈥檛 emulsify well, swirled slowly around the pitcher in various viscous amoeboid shapes, rather like a lava lamp,鈥澛爃e writes. 鈥淭hat, apparently, was what it was supposed to look like.鈥 But聽as Jerry Hopkins writes in his book Strange Foods, 鈥淲hat is repulsive in one part of the world, in another is simply lunch.鈥
鈥擜li Van Houten, editorial fellow
鈥淎 Night with a Bigfoot Investigation Society鈥

Stories about people chasing Bigfoot are no longer weird. Maybe in the 1970s, but by now they鈥檙e mostly clich茅. What鈥檚 weird is a story that makes me feel slightly envious of people chasing Bigfoot, and I鈥檓 so glad for it.
鈥擳aylor Gee, editorial fellow