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(Photo: Art Streiber)
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Bear Grylls poses in an artificial fall setting. (Art Streiber)

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Gone With the Wind

Last spring, Bear Grylls walked away from one of the sweetest gigs in the adventure world. Was it career suicide? Or a savvy move by a born survivor?

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鈥淥NE! TWO! THREE!鈥 And with that, Bear Grylls, Saddleback Church pastor , and one unlucky volunteer from the congregation all toss back a handful of worms and maggots. The crowd of some 5,000 inside this Orange County megachurch groans and cheers, followed by an awful moment filled with the miked-up sounds of chewing and swallowing. Then Warren鈥攅vangelical icon, best-selling author, and the minister who delivered the invocation at President Obama鈥檚 inauguration鈥攄igs into the squirming glass bowl for seconds. The place erupts. 鈥贰贰贰奥奥奥!鈥

Welcome to Bear Grylls, live on stage.

It鈥檚 early May, and Grylls, 38, star of , is six days into a PR blitz to promote the U.S. release of his autobiography (and 11th book), Today鈥檚 performance, a version of an act he debuted in 2011, follows a simple formula: Grylls makes a dramatic entrance by鈥look up there!鈥攔appelling down from the ceiling. He plays some Man vs. Wild clips. He chats with a cohost about his life of adventure. He gets audience members to eat bugs. It鈥檚 hardly as thrilling as watching him brave nature鈥檚 cruelest punishments on TV, but for Grylls fans it鈥檚 crack. In the past year, he鈥檚 sold out 17 shows in the U.K., Australia, and Norway. Here at Saddleback鈥攚here, at the invitation of Warren, he鈥檚 performing free of charge鈥攃hurchgoers vigorously applaud every Man vs. Wild video. They hush in reverence when he discusses his faith. (鈥淵ou don鈥檛 meet too many atheists in the Death Zone on Everest.鈥) They guffaw at his punch lines. (鈥淚 thought, Typical, it鈥檚 the best-hung goat in the hemisphere!鈥)

Indeed, last spring it seemed that everything was going right for Bear Grylls. Mud, Sweat and Tears had already become a bestseller in Australia and the U.K. His signature collection of survival products for Gerber, including the $62 Ultimate Knife, which has sold a million units since 2010, was adding 12 new tools. His with British brand Craghoppers was also expanding. He鈥檇 recently become the face of a Dockers ad campaign and had starred in a high-profile TV commercial for Degree deodorant. (鈥淪weat is like tasty gravy to a hungry wolf,鈥 Grylls deadpans.) In the days surrounding the Saddleback appearance, he taught Al Roker how to light a fire, gave stranded-mom survival tips to Rachael Ray, and shot arrows for Jay Leno.

There was just one thing missing: Bear Grylls no longer had a TV show.

鈥淟et's get lashed!鈥 says Grylls as we roll north through L.A. traffic toward his hotel in Beverly Hills. It鈥檚 about half an hour since he took his bows at Saddleback, and we鈥檙e sitting in the backseat of a red Kia SUV driven by Delbert Shoopman, who manages social media and licensing for Bear Grylls Ventures USA, the company Grylls launched this year to nurture his growing commercial empire. Riding shotgun is publicist Heather Krug, who Grylls will soon name CEO. The two of them chuckle and roll their eyes at their boss. They know we will not be getting drunk; the man is a Boy Scout, figuratively and literally. (He was appointed the U.K.鈥檚 chief scout in 2009.) He just likes to say that he鈥檚 going to get lashed.

鈥淓veryone can read behind the headlines that Discovery was pissed,鈥 Grylls says of the highly-publicized breakup. 鈥淭hey're not used to someone calling it a day.鈥

He also likes to say how much he loves just about everything.

On being best known for drinking his own pee: 鈥淚 love 颈迟!鈥

On his oft repeated motto 鈥淚f you risk nothing, you gain nothing鈥: 鈥淚 love 迟丑补迟!鈥

On the parallels between survival and everyday life challenges: 鈥淚 love 迟丑补迟!鈥

On his new Gerber line: 鈥淚t鈥檚 all that Batman kind of product space that I love!

Grylls expresses these loves, plus probably a dozen more, during the hour-plus we鈥檙e stuck in traffic. This is the same unfettered exuberance that fuels everything he does. When he first started filming Man vs. Wild in 2006, Grylls thought he鈥檇 have to contain himself. Then, during a flight between shoots, he watched an episode of The Crocodile Hunter. 鈥淚 learned one critical lesson from Steve Irwin,鈥 he says of the late host, 鈥渨hich is that people love 别苍迟丑耻蝉颈补蝉尘.鈥

Today, Grylls is especially enthusiastic about all the 鈥渋ncredible offers coming in now that I鈥檝e got free from Discovery.鈥 (More on that in a bit.) He tells me he鈥檚 in discussions with a number of networks and that he鈥檚 confident he鈥檒l be filming again soon. He won鈥檛 share specifics, but he isn鈥檛 looking for a Man vs. Wild II.

鈥淭he whole of Man vs. Wild has been me in that same zone, because we鈥檙e showing what to do when your life really is on the line,鈥 Grylls says as we crawl north along the 405. 鈥淚t鈥檚 like if my kids were in trouble, I鈥檇 instantly go into a very serious place. I鈥檇 push you to the side鈥濃攈e slams his open palm into my chest鈥斺渁nd I鈥檇 be in that zone. But life isn鈥檛 like that. We鈥檙e not always in danger. And when I鈥檓 not in danger, I love messing around. When they say 鈥楥ut!鈥 I鈥檓 like, Ah, I really need to break wind. I can鈥檛 break wind on the show, because people will get upset.鈥

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Grylls endured all sorts of punishment for this photo shoot. (Art Streiber)

What Grylls has in mind is something more like the two specials he produced for the U.K.鈥檚 Channel 4 last winter. , they had him taking cheeky talk-show host Jonathan Ross and comedian Miranda Hart on short, relatively mild adventures that placed the two massively popular British TV personalities in comically uncomfortable outdoor situations.

鈥淚 sold it as 鈥楾his is me taking them on a boys鈥 adventure,鈥欌 says Grylls. 鈥淲e totally had fun. I am breaking wind on those shows. We鈥檙e making fondue. We鈥檝e got tents and all the supplies. We鈥檙e making fires without having to rub sticks!鈥

Both specials got huge ratings. Grylls credits their success in part to the fact that Wild Weekends was nothing like Man vs. Wild, but he says he never could have pulled them off if he hadn鈥檛 already established his credibility.

鈥淭hose shows were so popular because viewers had seen me bust my balls for seven seasons of Man vs. Wild,鈥 he says. 鈥淪o when they see me with a box of chocolate and a hunk of cheese in an ice cave, they understand. I want the new programming I do to be in that zone.鈥

Did Discovery fire Bear Grylls? Er, well, sort of. Maybe. In May, Grylls told me that the dispute began when the network brought him a couple of ideas for new programming. 鈥淭hey weren鈥檛 right, so I said no,鈥 he told me. The disagreement got tense, but Grylls held his ground. That pretty much matches what Discovery sources told the Hollywood Reporter in March, saying it 鈥渢erminated all current productions with him鈥 because he was unwilling to participate in new projects.

What neither side mentioned is that Man vs. Wild鈥s ratings had recently taken a dive. According to Nielsen, the last season averaged 792,000 viewers per episode, down from 1.3 million in season six and one million in season five. Last fall it came in 15th place among Discovery鈥檚 key series, four slots behind the husband-and-wife survival show Man, Woman, Wild. Chances are, Discovery was pushing Grylls to consider spin-offs that were cheaper to produce. And the network was undoubtedly miffed when Grylls, still a defining personality for the network, balked at its suggestions. 鈥淓veryone can read behind the headlines that Discovery was pissed,鈥 he told me. 鈥淭hey鈥檙e not used to someone calling it a day.鈥 (Discovery declined to comment.)

Movking his Man vs. Wild character doesn't present a conflict for Grylls: 鈥淭here is a parody moment. I don't mind that.鈥

Grylls is certain to get another show. 鈥淪omebody will pick him up,鈥 says Rob Moynihan, L.A. correspondent for TV Guide. 鈥淚t could be he鈥檚 more of a host and not out in the wild, but he鈥檚 definitely a talent that people want to land.鈥 He might even cook up something new with Discovery, a possibility he mentions several times. No one in entertainment matches his blend of charisma, fan base, and adventure showmanship. At a pre-Olympics gala at London鈥檚 Royal Albert Hall in May, where he was introduced as an ambassador to the Games, Grylls rappelled in from the roof, nearly landing on Prince William鈥檚 head. In June, he carried the Olympic torch across the River Tyne鈥攐n a zip line.

Grylls also has a knack for simple entertainment. During guest appearances on talk shows, his go-to gimmick is to start a fire using a flint, his Ultimate Knife, and cotton balls. Hohum. But then he stamps it out with his bare hand, wowing the audience. He likes showing how to filter water with鈥攃ue the icks鈥攖he sock off his foot. In April, when he was invited to throw out the first pitch at a Dodgers game, he set the ball aflame with fire paste. Video clips of the stunt bounced around the Web.

Reducing survival skills to cheap parlor tricks might mock his Man vs. Wild character, but that doesn鈥檛 present a conflict for Grylls. 鈥淭here is a parody moment,鈥 he concedes. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 mind that. I鈥檝e always been able to laugh at myself.鈥

That鈥檚 good for Grylls, but you wonder: Is laughter really what his fans want from him?

鈥淥ne of the things we loved about Man vs. Wild was turning up in all these countries and tearing up these immaculate executive helicopters,鈥 Grylls tells me. The car ride has ended, and we鈥檙e all sitting outside his hotel at a large table, along with Jamie Haith, cohost of his live shows. 鈥淩ipping the doors off, blood on the white leather, animal carcasses, and then just leave in a flurry: We鈥檝e been to town!

Which brings us to another Grylls love: 鈥淚 love pranking around!鈥

Several minutes after he tells me this, he pretends to fart on my digital recorder. (鈥淚t鈥檚 been a total privilege speaking to you, 国产吃瓜黑料 尘补驳补锄颈苍别鈥pffft!鈥) On a recent flight across the U.S., Grylls spotted a passenger asleep in front of an episode of Man vs. Wild, so he got Shoopman to film him standing next to the guy, narrating: 鈥淟ook, he鈥檚 watching! See how he鈥檚 enjoying it?鈥

In March, during the intermission of one of his live shows in Norway, Grylls got an idea for another gag. 鈥淭hey had all the tutus and costumes backstage,鈥 Grylls says. 鈥淎nd I said, 鈥榃hy don鈥檛 I dress up in a pink tutu and a wig?鈥 So I come on in this absolutely monster wig and this gown, and I thought everyone would love it.鈥

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Grylls at a live show in Sydney. (Don Arnold/Getty)

They didn鈥檛. 鈥淵ou could have heard a pin drop,鈥 says Grylls, shaking his head. Afterward, he realized it was because the audience didn鈥檛 know that side of him. 鈥淭hey know just the hero,鈥 he says. 鈥淎nd you don鈥檛 want your hero to take the piss out of himself.鈥

Therein lies Grylls鈥 big challenge. It鈥檚 one thing to perform tricks and deliver punch lines on talk shows; it鈥檚 quite another to develop a series that gets the fans of hard-charging survivalist Bear Grylls to stick around for an hour of light entertainment.

And while Grylls is still hugely popular, he鈥檚 not immune to failure. In 2010, he created a second series with Discovery, called Worst Case Scenario, that presented him with urban survival problems: trapped in a burning car, attacked by dogs, stuck inside a falling elevator. Produced around L.A., it lacked the authentic-feeling scenarios of Man vs. Wild and lasted just one season. 鈥淵ou can鈥檛 be serious if people know it鈥檚 not real,鈥 Grylls says. 鈥淎nd, of course, it wasn鈥檛 real.鈥

There鈥檚 also the risk of overexposure. On top of the Gerber tools and Craghoppers apparel, he鈥檚 launching a line of binoculars and GPS gadgets with Bushnell, as well as a stand-up paddleboard with SUP maker Coreban. He has already released a video game and two iPhone apps. Grylls himself can get a little overexcited about all of this. In May, he blogged about 鈥渁 totally wild Bear Grylls movie in development.鈥 Several weeks later, he announced to his Twitter followers, 鈥淏ear Grylls Survival Academy Coming Soon!鈥

鈥淥h Bear,鈥 Krug responded when I emailed her about the academy. 鈥淣othing to report yet. Just an inkling of an idea.鈥

Two days after the Saddleback performance, I join Grylls and his team at the Leno taping. The plan is for Grylls to do the usual sit-down schmooze about his new book, then pick up a bow and arrow and shoot at a spinning target with sections marked Nuts, Berries, and Maggots. Whatever Grylls hits, he has to eat.

鈥淒o you have control of that?鈥 a worried-looking producer asks him during rehearsal.

鈥淚 have total control,鈥 Grylls replies with mock confidence.

Ten minutes later, he鈥檚 anxiously pacing the greenroom, recalling his days as a paratrooper in the British special forces. 鈥淚t鈥檚 like sitting with the lads on the tail of a C-130,鈥 he says. 鈥淵ou just can鈥檛 wait to get on the ground.鈥

The taping goes flawlessly. Gabbing with Leno, Grylls delivers a pitch-perfect joke about passing gas in front of Queen Elizabeth during a Boy Scouts event. Picking up the bow and arrow, he hits the berries first (audience: 鈥淏翱翱翱翱!鈥), then鈥thwack鈥攄ead center on maggots (audience: 鈥渊贰贰础贬贬贬!鈥). He downs a spoonful of live grubs鈥(audience: 鈥淓贰贰贰奥奥奥!鈥)鈥攁nd it鈥檚 over.

国产吃瓜黑料 the studio, he gives me a hearty hug goodbye, then turns to his posse and smiles. 鈥淟et鈥檚 get lashed!鈥澛犅