Last April saw聽the launch of Chaco鈥檚 Barefoot Z聽minimalist sandal聽and Yeti Coolers鈥� Tundra 110, the world's most bomber casket.听This year, gear makers celebrated聽April Fools'聽Day again with聽winter clothing made out of dog fur, figgles mounted with tech bindings, and energy beer. Heck, we wish the last one was real.听

Ibex D.F.F

Man鈥檚 Best Friend just strengthened his claim to the title.听After 15 years of extensive research, scientists at 聽say D.F.F, short for聽, will change clothing as we know it.听

The broad color palette (available thanks to the countless number of mutts),聽cuts down on the need for environmentally damaging dyes. To clean the fiber, you need only a little saliva鈥攁nd it聽doesn鈥檛 even have to be your own. Plus, D.F.F holds odor far better than any other product currently on the market or under development.

We at 国产吃瓜黑料 recommend the German Shepherd-Husky mix, although those wary of embracing the revolutionary fiber may be better off starting聽with some Goldendoodle or Schnauzer. Note: No animals were harmed in the making of D.F.F. Just sheared.听

Salomon MTN Blade聽

Short truly is sweet. At least as far as the Salomon MTN Blade, the lightest and most versatile ski ever made, is concerned.

The 聽worked tirelessly to create the . Collective athlete Mike Douglas called it 鈥渢he single greatest innovation in ski technology in the last 20 years.鈥澛�

Salomon says it will be very intentional in making sure retailers are qualified to sell the groundbreaking product.听鈥淭his is the kind of innovation we bring on the market only once in a decade,鈥� said Francois Fauroux, Salomon VP of winter sports equipment. 鈥淥nly retailers that have really well-trained staff are going to be able to sell the product.鈥�

This ski is so small, it鈥檚 hard to imagine going down will be much fun. But skinning up should be a breeze.听

Coors Energy Beer

For years, athletes have wondered how to best hydrate for peak performance. Electrolyte-rich beverages leave聽drinkers craving hops and barley, while beer聽fails聽to deliver the energy elite performers need.

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聽dove headfirst into the competitive energy drink market with the announcement of its new line of聽. The anticipated public release (don't hold your breath for this one) will feature聽flavors such as Orange, Lymon-Aide, and, our favorite, Blueberry Lager.

To launch the revolutionary thirst-quencher, Coors will host an ultra-endurance race in Golden, Colorado,聽next month. Energy Beer will replace water at all stops along the way to ensure athletes can give their bodies the critical fuel needed to perform at their very best.

Wonka Jawbreaker Energy Balls

Just a day after the launch of Oakley鈥檚聽聽came the announcement of .听

Conceived in conjunction with the sunglasses maker and inspired by pro sprinter Mark Cavendish, the Jawbreakers measure 51 millimeters聽in diameter and guarantee athletes a mouthful of vitality. If you have to pick just one, we'd聽recommend the Rainbow Stripes flavor, which tastes like a mix between Nestle鈥檚 Gobstopper, Butterfinger, and Kazoozles products.听

This revelation figures to be bad news for Jelly Belly鈥檚 Sport Beans, Sharkies Organic Sports Chews, and Clif Bar鈥檚 Shot Bloks.听

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