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Marlon Brando In Rainforests In 'Mutiny On The Bounty'
(Photo: Mondadori/Getty)
Marlon Brando In Rainforests In 'Mutiny On The Bounty'
Brando fell in love with Tahiti while filming Mutiny on the Bounty in 1960. (Mondadori/Getty)

We Had Marlon Brando鈥檚 Island Utopia to Ourselves


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In 1967, Marlon Brando bought a tiny atoll near Tahiti with the aim of preserving it as a tropical paradise. That effort continues, supported by a resort where Beyonc茅, Obama, and other big shots chill next to a stunning private lagoon. Hampton Sides went there to meet with scientists and splash around an eco-fantasy island.


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Marlon Brando as Stanley Kowalski
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鈥淣ow just remember what Huey Long said鈥攖hat every man鈥檚 a king鈥攁nd I鈥檓 the king around here and don鈥檛 you forget it.鈥

A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951

Our prop plane climbs away from Tahiti and heads north over the whitecapped Pacific. Leveling off at a few thousand feet, the French pilot turns from the cockpit and flashes a thumbs-up to me, my wife, Anne, and the handful of other passengers in the half-empty cabin. Twenty minutes later, we glimpse our destination through the tiny window: a pristine atoll consisting of 12 islets鈥攐r motu鈥攁rranged in a circle, like a necklace of emeralds laid upon the sea.

The effect is jaw-dropping as we dip through the clouds. A bloom of surf breaking along the reef. Then a golden ring of submerged coral; then a turquoise band of shallow water, followed by a blinding sliver of beach. Jungles of waxy green鈥攂readfruit and ironwood, pandanus and palm. All told it adds up to about 1,600 acres of South Seas paradise, nodding in the ocean breeze.

You鈥檇 never know that on one of those motu lies one of the poshest hotels in all of Polynesia, its clusters of blond-wood buildings and 35 thatch-roofed villas so unobtrusively tucked into their environment that we don鈥檛 see a thing until we fly right over it. There are none of those annoying over颅water bungalows that have become a clich茅 of French Polynesia, the romantic architecture honeymooners supposedly love.

We bank above the stunning inner lagoon, which has been called the Billionaire鈥檚 Bathtub. It鈥檚 the flooded caldera of a volcano that sank into the sea eons ago. There are said to be 32 shades of blue in the lagoon, but who鈥檚 counting? Cerulean. Azure. Robin鈥檚 egg. Delphinium. Cobalt. Indigo. Ultra颅marine. Aquamarine. Teal. I鈥檝e heard it described as 鈥渓udicrous鈥 blue, 鈥渆lectric鈥 blue, and 鈥淗ockney鈥 blue; none of these seem hyperbolic.

Our puddle-jumper lands on a small airstrip lined with solar panels. Stepping off, we hear the thrum of a ukulele and are saluted by a regal-looking Polynesian man. Standing nearby is a phalanx of staff dressed in white linen shorts and white leather loafers. It feels like the whole island has been waiting for us, eager to deliver miracles.

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(Courtesy the Brando)

Welcome to Tetiaroa atoll, home of , possibly the world鈥檚 most exclusive eco-resort. Since its launch in July 2014, the island compound has striven to become carbon neutral (if you don鈥檛 count the carbon it takes to get there) and a living laboratory for what鈥檚 possible in the niche of very high-end sustainable tourism.

Somehow, serendipitously, we鈥檝e gotten in just under the radar. It鈥檚 March 11, 2020, and COVID-19 is descending on the world. The Brando is still open, but in a couple of weeks it will be forced to shut down for three months.

Yes, Brando, as in that Brando: the greatest actor of his generation; the Oscar-winning star of such landmark films as On the Waterfront, The Godfather, and Apocalypse Now. Marlon Brando bought this atoll in 1967, and for the rest of his life it remained his abiding love and fondest obsession. 鈥淚f I鈥檝e ever come close to finding genuine peace,鈥 he wrote in his autobiography, 鈥渋t was on my island.鈥

Brando was one spectacularly eccentric dude, and he grew more eccentric as he aged and the psychodramas of his personal life began to take a toll on his health and outlook. But he was a ferocious champion of the environment, far ahead of his time, and he had big green dreams for his island. Tetiaroa became, , 鈥渢he truest mirror of Brando鈥檚 search for purity.鈥 He wanted to build a resort that was environmentally and architecturally sensitive, and he wanted to restore the atoll to something closer to its primeval state. 鈥淢y greatest hope,鈥 he wrote, 鈥渋s to return it to what Polynesia used to be. If I can do this, it will give me more pleasure and satisfaction than any acting I have ever done.鈥

Brando died in Los Angeles in 2004, at the age of 80, and his ashes were scattered over Tetiaroa. When the resort opened in 2014鈥攖en years, to the day, after Brando鈥檚 passing鈥攊t represented the consummation of his vision for a kind of island utopia. I鈥檝e come to Tetiaroa to see what Brando鈥檚 dream looks like today.

On The Waterfront
(FilmPublicityArchive/United Archives/Getty)

鈥淚 coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let鈥檚 face it.鈥

鈥擮n the Waterfront, 1954

鈥淭he Godfather of tropical getaways,鈥 the travel writers . Others have described the peculiar ethos here as one of 鈥渆co-splendor,鈥 鈥渞esponsible luxury,鈥 鈥渂arefoot elegance,鈥 and 鈥渃astaway chic.鈥 Only a rarefied clientele who can afford rates that start at $3,500 a night can even think about staying at the Brando: Hollywood A-listers, business moguls, royals, sultans, sheiks. It鈥檚 a one-percenter鈥檚 paradise, a paparazzi-proof getaway for people who鈥檝e got Bitcoin to burn but might also possess a green conscience. Those rumored to have graced the place with their presence include Beyonc茅, Prince Albert of Monaco, Lady Gaga, Johnny Depp, and Ellen DeGeneres.

Leonardo DiCaprio is said to have come with his mother and whichever supermodel he happened to be dating at the time. President Barack Obama worked on his memoirs here in 2017. In October 2020, as COVID-19 cases surged again internationally, Kim Kardashian West drew attention to the Brando, and widespread criticism to herself, for throwing a bodacious 40th-birthday bash on Tetiaroa. She reportedly chartered a private jet and took over the whole resort so that she and some 30 of her best friends could 鈥減retend things were normal just for a brief moment,鈥 as she put it in .

Meanwhile, scientists from around the world come to work at Tetiaroa, too鈥攖hey study the sea turtles, the health of the reef, the warming of the ocean, the behavior of sharks, and dozens of other things. The scientists are housed in dorm rooms at an eco-station on the other side of the motu from the Brando resort. That鈥檚 where Anne and I will be bunking.

Beside the tarmac, we鈥檙e greeted by Frank Murphy, executive director of the Tetiaroa Society. We toss our bags into an electric golf cart and are whisked down a concrete path that swerves through the clattering fronds. The Tetiaroa Society is a nonprofit dedicated to studying the atoll and conserving its ecology; it鈥檚 a kind of South Seas environmental think tank funded in part by the resort. For Murphy, a California geographer who came to French Polynesia back in the 1990s, running the day-to-day operations of the Society is a fantasy job.

Today, Murphy鈥檚 wearing his usual office attire: sandals, shorts, a sun hat. His ginger goatee is speckled with gray, and a traditional Polynesian design is tattooed around his left arm. He takes us by the shack where he stays when he鈥檚 here. (The rest of the year he lives on the nearby island of Moorea.) His bungalow is a Robinson Crusoe鈥揺sque joint, with driftwood, old buoys, and miscellaneous pieces of found art decorating the premises. On a shelf sits an empty double magnum of an 1896 Dow鈥檚 vintage port that was left in the villa of a fantastically wealthy Hollywood star. (Like everyone who works on Tetiaroa, Murphy isn鈥檛 allowed to name names鈥攄iscretion is the watchword here.) 鈥淭here were just a few dregs left,鈥 he reminisces. 鈥淏ut man, was it good.鈥

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(Courtesy the Brando)
Obama Vacations In Hawaii
President Obama worked on his memoirs at the resort in 2017. (Pete Souza/The White House/Getty)
A prop plane that flies to the atoll
A prop plane that flies to the atoll (Courtesy Kris Koeller)
Tetiaroa Society executive director Frank Murphy
Tetiaroa Society executive director Frank Murphy (Courtesy the Tetiaroa Society)

Continuing on our golf-cart tour, we pass the organic farm and the beehive colony. We pass the desalination plant, the rainwater-catchment facility, the outbuildings packed with lithium batteries, and the digester that turns food waste into compost.

Finally, we arrive at the eco-station, with wet labs and dry labs and enough beds to accommodate 18 visiting scientists. This week鈥檚 roster includes a climatologist from the University of Washington, who鈥檚 studying ocean acidification, and an invasive-species expert from France鈥檚 R茅union island. The scientists鈥 flip-flops are strewn about the front steps, beside a sign that proclaims: 鈥淪ave Tetiaroa. Save the Planet.鈥澛燗 research vessel is anchored nearby. The place has a kind of Wes Andersony Life Aquatic feel鈥攖an young scientists adventuring smartly in a marine paradise.

has been described as the 鈥渕oral authority鈥 of the island. If the Society is about maintaining the island鈥檚 health, the Brando is where it gets much of its funding. The Society trains the guides who lead the lagoon and wildlife tours, but the resort keeps the wheels turning. Richard Bailey, chairman and CEO of Pacific Beachcomber, the company that runs the Brando, has said that he wants to create a 鈥渧irtuous cycle鈥濃攊nstead of the usual vicious one鈥攂etween paying guests and the protection of the environment that lures them in the first place.

In the eco-station office, a large portrait of Marlon Brando as a winsome young star stares down from the wall; it鈥檚 one of the few places on the island that pays overt homage to the man behind all this. 鈥淏rando鈥檚 obsession is our obsession,鈥 Murphy tells me. 鈥淗is dream for Tetiaroa is our dream. We鈥檝e just carried on, in agreement with Marlon鈥檚 ideas.鈥

One of Brando鈥檚 notions was to make Tetiaroa a gathering place for cutting-edge scientists. Faithful to that concept, in late 2021 (subject to COVID-19 restrictions, of course), the Tetiaroa Society hopes to host a high-level summit here and on Tahiti. The aim is a kind of environmental Davos, bringing together some 300 scientists, engineers, activists, politicians, and influencers of all kinds. As part of something called the , they plan to discuss solutions to climate change. 鈥淚t鈥檚 a fantastic thing to contemplate,鈥 says Murphy, 鈥渢hat here on a small atoll in the middle of the Pacific, we might be able to have some effect on the future of the planet.鈥

APOCALYPSE NOW, MARLON BRANDO (1979)
(United Artists/AF archive/Alamy)

鈥淭erminate the colonel?鈥

鈥淭erminate鈥攚ith extreme prejudice.鈥

鈥擜pocalypse Now, 1979

While Tetiaroa may aspire to be a laboratory for the future, one of its abiding mantras is to turn back the clock: way, way back, before the coming of European explorers to the South Seas, before Bligh and Bougainville and Cook, before the arrival of the Polynesians even. The Tetiaroa Society is determined to eliminate all invasive species that were brought to the place鈥攕tarting with the Polynesian tiger mosquito, Aedes polynesiensis.

Likely introduced by ancient voyagers who reached these islands about a thousand years ago, the Polynesian tiger mosquito is a vector for such diseases as dengue, chikungunya, and the Zika virus. The pests were rampant on Tetiaroa, but a few years ago the resort approached Herv茅 Bossin, a medical entomologist at Tahiti鈥檚 Institut Louis Malard茅, who pioneered an innovative eradication protocol. Bossin鈥檚 program breeds and releases untold thousands of male mosquitoes infected with a bacteria called Wolbachia. When the Wolbachia-tainted males mate with wild females, the eggs are not viable. In less than a year, without using pesticides or genetic modification, Bossin鈥檚 regime eliminated 95 percent of the mosquitoes. In another year, two motu will be entirely free of the biting menaces.

But a different pest is the real public enemy here. Like most islands across the South Pacific, Tetiaroa is crawling with rats鈥攕pecifically, the Polynesian rat and the black, or ship, rat. Human voyagers introduced them long ago; the rats were inadvertent hitchhikers on boats. Since the rodents have no predators on Tetiaroa, their population has swelled. On most of the atoll鈥檚 motu, they鈥檝e become ravening armies, scrabbling over the beaches and the forest floor, gorging on everything in sight: eggs, chicks, even some adult birds, as well as land crabs, lizards, insects, and pretty much every kind of vegetation they encounter. A research group working on Tetiaroa has captured infrared footage of rats descending on baby sea turtles just as they emerged from their eggs and were making their first wobbly pilgrimage toward the surf.

Right now, Tetiaroa is engaged in a systematic program to rid the island of these omnivorous vermin, an ambitious endeavor led by researchers from the University of Auckland and the California-based nonprofit Island Conservation. Deploying helicopters, drones, and ground walkers to drop precisely measured doses of anticoagulant rat poison in grid patterns, the specialists hope for a complete eradication this year. The bait is not especially harmful to the environment; birds aren鈥檛 interested in eating it, and though land crabs are, the poison doesn鈥檛 seem to affect their metabolism. The eradication protocol being perfected here is one that could be followed, with minor variations, throughout all tropical islands, and the meticulous baseline studies and mountains of data from the project will likely be analyzed by island-biodiversity experts for years to come.

A ride through Tetiaroa village
A ride through Tetiaroa village (Courtesy Kris Koeller)
A juvenile red-footed booby
A juvenile red-footed booby (Courtesy Kris Koeller)
A Polynesian greeting at the Brando
A Polynesian greeting at the Brando (Courtesy David Littschwager)
The resort鈥檚 organic garden
The resort鈥檚 organic garden (Courtesy Kris Koeller)

Of course, a rodent apocalypse, however necessary or environmentally sound, doesn鈥檛 make for pleasant conversation in this otherwise idyllic place; as one can imagine, the resort doesn鈥檛 go out of its way to advertise the rat problem to its well-heeled guests. Yet it鈥檚 a subject that Frank Murphy tackles head-on. 鈥淔or me it鈥檚 a question of rats versus all other kinds of native life,鈥 he says. 鈥淗umans brought them here, and only humans can take them away.鈥 The arrival of COVID-19 did offer one tiny sliver of opportunity: Murphy and his scientists were able to proceed with early phases of the eradication program while the resort was shut down.

One morning I paddled by sea kayak to an outlying motu with French conservation biologist David Ringler-Veillon. He needed to download images from a number of wildlife cameras he鈥檇 set up in the underbrush of the coconut trees to monitor the week鈥檚 rat activity on a particular grid of the motu. Over the years, Ringler-Veillon has been intimately involved in eradication programs on other islands around the world, targeting feral goats, cats, and mice, as well as rats.

Ringler-Veillon admires rats for their tenacity, their survival instinct, and what he calls their 鈥渆cological plasticity.鈥 鈥淚鈥檓 amazed by their way of thinking,鈥 he says. 鈥淭he strategies they use to colonize new environments. They can adapt to any climate, any resources, any food, almost any landscape. They鈥檙e excellent opportunists.鈥

There鈥檚 no getting around it, though: rats have no natural place on these vulnerable islands. 鈥淧eople tell us we鈥檙e playing God. And I say, I鈥檓 not here to kill rats. I鈥檓 here to defend biodiversity,鈥 Ringler-Veillon says.

Scientists believe that rats have been responsible for many extinctions across the South Pacific, effectively erasing eons of evolution. Not only that, but in the tropics rats carry numerous diseases, including leptospirosis, which can be fatal to humans. And rats harm the marine environment just as they harm the terrestrial one: a study showed that on rat-free islands, where seabird populations are much larger, more guano, which is rich in nitrogen, enters the sea and feeds the coral reef, helping to sustain all manner of marine life.

The real trick to Tetiaroa鈥檚 rat-eradication program, and the reason for the obsessive science surrounding it, is that a 99 percent mortality rate won鈥檛 cut it. If even just one male and one female survive the blitz of poison bait, they鈥檒l quickly reproduce. Rats can swim more than half a mile; it would be only a matter of time before they spread to all of Tetiaroa鈥檚 other motu, and this elaborate, expensive operation would be a bust. 鈥淎lmost isn鈥檛 good enough,鈥 says Ringler-Veillon. 鈥淲ith rats, it鈥檚 either complete success or nothing.鈥

Extreme prejudice, indeed. And yet there鈥檚 one species, Ringler-Veillon notes with a grin, that鈥檚 even more devastating to ecosystems. 鈥淲e are the ultimate invasive species, of course. We are the king rats!鈥

On the set of Mutiny on the Bounty
(Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures/Sunset Boulevard/Corbis/Getty)

鈥淚鈥檓 not leaving you, Mr. Christian, not ever. Go to the dirtiest little corner of the world and I鈥檒l be there, right behind you, with a rope in my hand.鈥

鈥擬utiny on the Bounty, 1962

In the Tahitian language, Tetiaroa means 鈥渟tanding on the ocean horizon.鈥 For centuries, families from the ruling clans of Tahiti came here to get away and relax, and sometimes to fatten up their soon to be married daughters. These royals brought black volcanic rocks from other islands, some of which were used to construct stone temples, called marae, in which to conduct their rituals. Archaeologists have identified more than 90 sites of interest on Tetiaroa鈥檚 motu and found evidence of Polynesians residing in the area as far back as 900 A.D.

Frank Murphy鈥檚 wife, Hinano Teavai-Murphy, is the cultural director of the Tetiaroa Society and an expert on Polynesian history and ethnobotany. (She was an adviser to the Disney animated musical hit Moana.) To hear her tell it, Tetiaroa was the Hyannis Port of Tahitian aristocracy鈥攁 place of seasonal retreat, where chiefs and their families came to solidify their alliances through ceremonies, games, and archery contests. 鈥淚 get emotional about Tetiaroa,鈥 she says. 鈥淚t has a special energy. My ancestors came here to find inspiration, to be one with the ocean and the sky and the gods.鈥

Throughout most of the 1800s, Tetiaroa was controlled by the ruling Pomare dynasty of Tahiti, but in 1904, that family bequeathed most of the atoll to a wealthy Canadian dentist, Walter Johnston Williams, who turned parts of it into a coconut plantation. In the early 1960s, the island鈥檚 only inhabitants were an elderly woman named Marjorie Doran and a friend who helped her. A direct descendant of Williams, Doran lived with 40 dogs and cats in a modest house of coral and cement, and as the story goes, she sometimes confronted visitors with the report of her .22 rifle.

It was in 1960, while working on a remake of Mutiny on the Bounty, that Marlon Brando first learned about Tetiaroa. He was cast in the role of Fletcher Christian, the master鈥檚 mate aboard the Bounty who led the mutiny against Bligh. On a day off, Brando climbed one of Tahiti鈥檚 highest peaks and spotted Tetiaroa shimmering on the ocean horizon to the north. He hired a fisherman to take him out to the island and caught Doran on a good day. He found that the half-blind proprietress had devised a system for ambulating around the property, holding on to a network of wires strung between trees. Some months later, he returned and asked her if she was interested in selling the atoll. She wasn鈥檛. But a few years later, facing health problems, Doran changed her mind. Tetiaroa was Brando鈥檚 for the low price of $270,000.

While shooting Mutiny on the Bounty, Brando had fallen in love with the actress Tarita Teriipaia, who played his inamorata in the film. Teriipaia was born on the French Polynesian island of Bora Bora, and when filming began was only 18鈥攖o Brando鈥檚 36. After having two kids, the couple separated in 1972. Through the late 1960s and into the 1970s, Brando mostly used Tetiaroa as a personal escape hatch. For weeks at a time, he鈥檇 fish and swim and drink. He liked to wear a battered straw hat and a flowing sarong. He鈥檇 lie down on the sand at night and stare at the Southern Cross, or sit in his hut for hours at a time, gazing through the shell curtains at the changing colors of the lagoon.

鈥淒ad liked everything that lived on this island,鈥 his son Teihotu told a filmmaker in 2016. 鈥淲e did a lot of stargazing on the beach, we sailed on the full moon. A lot of not talking. Just looking. At this place, you have all the answers.鈥 (Teihotu lives on Tahiti and Moorea, and remains quietly involved in the development of the atoll.)

Brando eventually built a small resort, which Teriipaia ran for a time. Consulting with people as diverse as Jacques Cousteau and counterculture figure Stewart Brand, publisher of the Whole Earth Catalog, Brando considered scores of projects鈥攍ike establishing a lobster farm. He set up a program to save the atoll鈥檚 threatened population of turtles and founded a marine academy called the University of the Sea, the seed of the eco-station that鈥檚 on Tetiaroa today.

Swimming in the lagoon
Swimming in the lagoon (Courtesy Tim McKenna)
The resort鈥檚 water-storage tanks
The resort鈥檚 water-storage tanks (Courtesy Kris Koeller)
The Tetiaroa Society鈥檚 eco-station
The Tetiaroa Society鈥檚 eco-station (Courtesy the Tetiaroa Society)
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(Courtesy the Brando)

His ideas were often a bit out there. He wanted to generate power for the island by harnessing voltage from tanks filled with electric eels. He entertained the notion of building a wild-animal theme park (shades of Joe Exotic?), with dolphins in the lagoon and gorillas. But Tetiaroa was costing Brando piles of money that he didn鈥檛 have. The place was falling apart, battered by storms, overrun with sand gnats and mosquitoes. Rancid garbage had piled up, consumables were perishing, and the ramshackle bungalows had deteriorated.

As it was reported in , the former manager of the hotel told Brando that he was 鈥渢ired of being the keeper of the most exclusive slum in the South Pacific.鈥

In the 1990s, Brando was buffeted by a series of family tragedies鈥攐ne of his sons was imprisoned for manslaughter, then a daughter took her own life. Devastated by these and other events, obese and in poor health, Brando realized that his island dream was in danger of unraveling. That鈥檚 when Richard Bailey entered the picture. A native of Lafayette, Louisiana, and a graduate of Stanford followed by Harvard Business School, Bailey, who spent time as a child in Tahiti, was an adventurous hotelier who rode Harleys, was married to a French Polynesian attorney, and had business ventures in the islands. In 1999, the two men began meeting at Brando鈥檚 compound on Mulholland Drive in Los Angeles to discuss the construction of a world-class resort on Tetiaroa. From the start, they had what Bailey calls a 鈥渟tormy relationship.鈥

鈥淗e was a strange guy, and sometimes we鈥檇 have hard debates,鈥 Bailey says. 鈥淏ut when it came to the environment, to his island, and to Polynesians, he cared so much. He was really worried what was going to happen to his island. He had learned the hard way what not to do. Now he wanted to do it right.鈥

A lot of Brando鈥檚 suggestions proved visionary. 鈥淚 have to hand it to Marlon,鈥 Bailey says. 鈥淗e had piles of papers and books, and he was extremely well-read. He was deep into island ecology.鈥

It was Brando who told Bailey about a novel concept for air-conditioning first proposed at a lab founded by a legendary Hawaii-based Navy scientist named John Craven. The idea was to pump cold seawater from the ocean depths into a closed-loop system with a heat exchanger that, in turn, would refrigerate a separate loop of freshwater. The cold freshwater would feed into a network of air conditioners on land, while the seawater would harmlessly return to the ocean. Bailey experimented with the system at one of his other high-end hotels鈥攖he InterContinental on Bora Bora鈥攁nd it worked brilliantly. Today, Bailey says his SWAC complexes on Bora Bora and Tetiaroa reduce the carbon impact of these resorts by two-thirds.

One afternoon a young French resort guide named Boris Kopec took me down into the SWAC cavern and showed me the Gordian knots of pipes, wires, dials, and pumps. It鈥檚 an impressive operation that looks something like a Bond villain鈥檚 lair. Kopec had me grip the intake pipe, beady with condensation, that comes in from the ocean abyss. That pipe, and the seawater inside it, is 41 degrees, cold enough to put a chill in my bones. 鈥淭hat鈥檚 what cools the whole island,鈥 Kopec shouts over the humming machinery. 鈥淚t鈥檚 from one kilometer down. If you swam in water that cold, you鈥檇 be hypothermic in minutes.鈥

MARLON BRANDO SUPERMAN (1978)
(Warner Bros./AF archive/Alamy)

鈥淭his is no fantasy, no careless product of wild imagination.鈥

鈥掷耻辫别谤尘补苍, 1978

For our last day in paradise, we stay at the Brando. For 24 luxuriant hours, my wife and I are actual guests, in an actual villa, with its own infinity plunge pool and cabana, its own stretch of baking-powder beach, and limitless drafts of guilt-free air-conditioning. Not only that, but we almost have the resort to ourselves. Because of COVID-19, many guests have canceled. A few other villas are supposedly occupied, but we don鈥檛 see a soul.

True to the patriarch鈥檚 vision, the Brando is a green gem. The resort, which was awarded LEED Platinum certification for sustainability in 2016, runs almost entirely on solar power and biofuels like coconut oil. The more than 200 people who work here are inculcated with an evangelical fervor for the environment, and with the notion that this place is an ongoing experiment of global import. As the Brando鈥檚 general manager, Silvio Bion, tells me: 鈥淲e educate our staff that they are participating in something unique in the world, something much bigger than a resort.鈥

Yet the Brando is also a place of absolute, hedonistic luxury鈥攚ith 24-hour room service, a world-class spa, several gourmet restaurants, and other amenities you might expect at a five-star ultra-luxe hotel in Paris or Tokyo. The groundskeeping aesthetic leans toward a neurotic fastidiousness. There are crampon-wearing palm tree climbers who regularly eliminate the risk of falling coconuts, night crews who make sure you鈥檝e parked your bicycles at pleasing angles, and discreet employees who work seemingly around the clock clipping the jungle and keeping the sand exquisitely raked in what looks like Zen-garden patterns.

Originally, Marlon Brando wanted to create two hotels on Tetiaroa, one high-end, another more modest. But the high-end concept proved to be the only business model that worked. 鈥淲e wanted to show what鈥檚 possible in the world of sustainability and carbon neutrality,鈥 Bailey says, 鈥渁nd we had to start somewhere.鈥 That somewhere turned out to be a modern echo of ancient Tetiaroa鈥攁n island refuge off-limits to ordinary people. I wonder: Is ultra-exclusivity the only viable way to conserve fragile, faraway places? Maybe the magic offered by Edenic landscapes should be expensive, like an heirloom ruby or an 1896 bottle of port. It鈥檚 a starkly inegalitarian notion, but that鈥檚 what the story of the resort鈥檚 development seems to suggest. And with it has come an irony: Marlon Brando鈥檚 dream of escaping Hollywood megastardom has led to an island experience that only Hollywood megastars can afford.

A Tetiaroa Society staffer at work. The Society is dedicated to studying the atoll and conserving its ecology, and scientists from around the world travel there for research.
A Tetiaroa Society staffer at work. The Society is dedicated to studying the atoll and conserving its ecology, and scientists from around the world travel there for research. (Courtesy the Tetiaroa Society)

For rich and poor alike, the main act here, the center stage, is that Hockney-blue lagoon. The coral-choked waters around the resort teem with marine life, including 167 species of fish: blacktip reef sharks, manta rays, damselfish, trevallies鈥攁nd, farther out at sea, beyond the reef, 颅spinner dolphins, tuna, mahi-mahi. Tetiaroa is one of the largest nesting sites for green sea turtles in all of Polynesia. And the island is a birder鈥檚 high church, home to large populations of frigate birds, boobies, brown noddies, white terns, and bristle-thighed curlews.

The Brando team has always been mindful about developing a largely untouched atoll. 鈥淲ith the lagoon of Tetiaroa,鈥 says Bailey, 鈥渋t seemed kind of sacrilegious to conjure any sign of human development on such a lovely canvas of nature.鈥

Ah, the decisions. Bonefishing anyone? Outrigger canoeing? Paddleboarding? Wherever we go on the water, we鈥檙e armed with our very own GPS panic button, so that no matter how far we stray into the lagoon, a staff member will speed to our aid. Upon our return, an attendant will wade out and meet us with moist towelettes and a plate of fresh fruit.

The day slides by. The lagoon stirs and shifts. We go on a bike ride around the island. I get a fabulous massage beside a pond crowded with orchids. We take a meal at Nami, the Japanese teppanyaki restaurant. We jump in the plunge pool maybe a dozen times. Flip on CNN, fret at the virus news, and quickly shut it off before the curse gets into the room. So it鈥檚 back to the plunge pool. Suck on a papaya. Sip some champagne.

The next morning, Anne and I take a boat trip out to the surrounding motu. Our young guide, Herehia Sanford, grew up on Tahiti, and she knows her stuff. She brings us to a special place in the shallows where the colors sharply separate, where blue becomes green becomes white. We snorkel in what looks like a neon emulsion, fish darting at our approach, terns flapping over us, madly curious about our presence鈥攖heir world, not ours. An eagle ray ghosts by and fades away. We hear the surf breaking on the reef, the planet鈥檚 insistent surging.

The plane will be leaving this afternoon鈥攕adly, with us on it. But for now, marinating in the Billionaire鈥檚 Bathtub, we just sit and stare. A lot of not talking, as Teihotu Brando put it. In this place, we have all the answers.