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Here are 12 of the most astonishingly expensive mountain-town activities. (Photo: John Springer Collection/Corbis/Getty)

12 of the Most Ridiculously Expensive Mountain-Town Activities

Oh, to have disposable income

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Archival image of actor Ben Lyon skiing in a fur coat
(Photo: John Springer Collection/Corbis/Getty)

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Can we afford these? Absolutely not. But we can gawk at them鈥攁nd gawk we will.

In today鈥檚 episode of 鈥淩ecession? What Recession?鈥 we鈥檝e compiled a host of sticker-shock splurges across North America鈥檚 best-loved mountain towns. Think Porsche rentals in Tahoe, private mountain rentals in Montana, or the most Instagrammable of vacation kick-offs: skydiving to camp in Moab.

Here are 12 of the most astonishingly expensive mountain-town activities for an absurd taste of what having a big budget will buy you.

Rent a Private Mountain for a Cool $15K

Don鈥檛 just ski on a mountain this winter, rent the mountain itself. For $15,000 per day, you can rent , a ski area in central Montana. That means two chairlifts all to yourself, plus full lodge access, rental equipment, ski lessons, a private mountain guide, and food and beverages. The rental allows for up to 50 guests, but it鈥檚 also available for as few as one鈥攖he ultimate ski splurge. (Showdown Montana booked up? Rent these ski resorts and mountains instead.)

For Just $10K, Skydive to Your Hotel

At Moab鈥檚 rustic-chic Sorrel River Ranch, guests can skydive to the red-rock-fringed property for a mere $10,000. This fee covers four nights (room rates start at $1,200 per night) as part of Sorrel鈥檚 package. In addition to tandem skydives to the resort鈥檚 landing pad, Above & Beyond guests enjoy massages, fresh meals, a private guide, and a sunrise horseback tour. It鈥檚 like James Bond meets Westworld; in fact, the latter was actually .

Eat a $2K Dinner

It’ll take $2,ooo to up your apr猫s ski to luxe levels with dinner in hotel鈥檚 famed Red Light Lounge. With The Little Nell鈥檚 laundry list of superlatives鈥攊t鈥檚 础蝉辫别苍鈥檚 only five-star, five-diamond ski-in, ski-out property鈥攖he Red Light Lounge price tag is hardly surprising. A private wine tasting in the red-hued cellar runs for $300 per head, while a private dinner requires $2,000 for up to four guests. Oh, and the total retail value of the entire wine cellar? Around $6 million, according to the Little Nell wine director, Christopher Dunaway.

$10K Will Buy You a Six-Day Stay at This High-End Wellness Retreat

When life calls for TLC, wellness-retreat brand has the answer鈥攊f you鈥檙e willing and able to drop $10,000. Reset Telluride鈥檚 six-day retreats (four-day bookings start at $5,500 per person) blend wellness and adventure, with treks through the San Juan mountains, massages, nutritionist-planned meals, oxygen-enrichment experiences, and overnights at the posh Madeline Hotel & Residences. The price tag may sound steep, but it鈥檚 nothing compared to the travel industry鈥檚 $265,000-plus .

Join an Elite Ski Club for a Casual $2.3 Million

If you share a tax bracket with Bill Gates and Ben Affleck, why not , too? , located outside Big Sky, is perhaps the country鈥檚 most prestigious and exclusive ski resort. This one鈥檚 quite the pocketbook drainer. It requires an initial fee of $300,000, plus an annual $37,500 commitment, and the purchase of a club property, with homes from $2 million to more than $25 million, according to . : nearly 3,000 acres of crowd-free slopes, a private 18-hole golf course, plus mind-boggling amenities, from heated driveways to $5,000 boot dryers.

Drop $8K on Your Next Road-Trip Ride

When a hatchback won鈥檛 cut it, book a Porsche, Lamborghini, Maserati, or Ferrari with . The exotic-car-rental company has offices in Arizona, California, and Nevada, including Reno, just 45 minutes outside Lake Tahoe. With this kind of access鈥攁nd $8,600 for a Porsche rental鈥攜ou鈥檒l be the envy of all of Tahoe.

Helicopter and Spa for $22K

Last year, the upscale Fairmont Hotels and Resorts brand unveiled a handful of that cost nearly as much as the . Take , which starts at $22,000 (for four adults). The three-night spring package commences with a champagne toast, then continues with an exclusive helicopter tour above the Pemberton Ice Cap with two glacier landings, hydrotherapy immersions in the spa, a private concierge, and a multi-course snow-globe gastronomic experience, plus a $1,000 donation to nonprofit. Guests also enjoy the brand鈥檚 ultimate splurge: overnights in the esteemed 鈥済old鈥 section of the Fairmont Chateau Whistler. It鈥檚 like a hotel within a hotel, with exclusive concierges, check-in, lounges, and wings reserved specifically for high-paying guests.

Mingle with Celebs at This $1,800 Festival

础蝉辫别苍鈥檚 is not your average food festival. This summer weekend extravaganza draws the who鈥檚 who of the culinary world. Household names like Chrissy Teigen and Andrew Zimmern rub elbows with restaurateurs and home chefs who can shell out the $1,800 for admission. The ticket includes wine seminars, cooking demonstrations, and access to the Grand Tasting Pavilion. If your taste buds beg for life鈥檚 finer things鈥攖hink 鈥攖he 2023 event runs from June 16 to 18.

Hire Private Ski Lessons for $1,065

Forget lift lines or group classes. Jackson Hole Mountain Resort鈥檚 give adult skiers and snowboarders a chance to jump the line, and benefit from expert coaching, for around $1,065 per day. (The fee does not include the $180 lift ticket.) Lessons run from 9 A.M. to 4 P.M., or save a buck with half-day lessons for $820.

Book a $3,800 High-Hiking Tour

Luxury tourism company , based in British Columbia, has made a name for itself with highly customized mountain adventures, such as backcountry . Its latest endeavor鈥攈igh hiking鈥攑airs weed with remote B.C. beauty for a minimum of $3,800 per person. It鈥檚 the trip of a lifetime, with helicopter transit from Victoria to a mountaintop for imbibing and unwinding. For add-on fun, Butiq can hire a DJ or a yoga instructor. According to , the tour was designed to provide a more sophisticated marijuana immersion. (And, yes, .)

Host a Private $10,000 Apr猫s Ski

Time to hang up your hat? Transition to the upper echelon of Jackson鈥檚 apr猫s-ski society with a roughly $10,000 private dinner party. Boutique hotel Caldera House gives its suite-renting guests the chance to host in-room for eight people. The price requires $5,000 for the experience, (dinner runs for $145 per person, plus drinks), and the roughly $3,000 per-night suite price. If money鈥檚 no object, elevate your hosting by for yourself and up to 60 guests; it鈥檚 $30,000 to book in winter and $26,000 in the summer.

Splurge on a High-End Couples Massage, Starting at $860

Why shower after a hike when you can sip bubbles, in bubbles, with the Madeline Hotel spa鈥檚 135-minute session. The package treats you and your partner with exfoliation, an aromatic steam shower, a bubbles-and-bites mineral bath, and a therapeutic massage, all in one of the hotel鈥檚 exclusive suites. This one will set you back $860 (not counting tip), but hey, you can鈥檛 put a price on love.

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