A loppet is an unusually lonely muppet. Or so I assumed until Cross Country Canada, the umbrella organization for the country鈥檚 national ski team, set me straight.

describes a loppet as a 鈥済reat gathering of skiers who ski on a specifically groomed trail either classic (diagonal stride) or free (skating technique) of various distances.聽Enormous amounts of food and drink are consumed during the event.聽After, there鈥檚 a party and celebratory banquet with awards and prizes.鈥
Wow, I was way off.
Vasaloppet claims to be the oldest of these cross-country bacchanals. Held annually in northwestern Sweden, the 90-kilometer event commemorates Gustav Ericsson Vasa, who skied his way to the Swedish throne, , in the 1520s. Vasaloppet debuted in 1922, and a decade later, Norway began its own , the 54K Birkebeinerrennet.
Today, loppets are everywhere. My home state of Minnesota is lousy with ’em, including the upcoming City of Lakes Loppet Ski Festival in Minneapolis鈥攁 weekend-long affair with races for all ages, skill levels, and specialties (dig the skijoring and fat-tire biking loppets). Also on offer, as an ostensible reminder that a loppet is equal parts skiing and being merry: a snow sculpture contest and beer garden hosted by local brewery Surly.聽 聽
鈥淎 loppet involves snow, sweat, suffering, and maybe a frozen toe or two,鈥 says Piotr Bednarski, head coach for the racing arm of the outfit that organizes the City of Lakes event. 鈥淏ut in the end, it brings fun, great satisfaction, and good stories to share with your buddies.鈥 Badnarski counts the following among his favorite loppets around the world (don鈥檛 fault him for choosing his hometown race鈥攊t really is a great party): 聽
- ;聽Trentino, Italy; January 26, 2014聽
- ;聽multiple races; Minneapolis, Minnesota; January 31 to February 2, 2014
- ;聽Gatineau, Ottawa; February 14鈥16, 2014
- ;聽multiple races; Wisconsin (Cable to Hayward); February 22, 2014
- ;聽Sweden (S盲len to Mora); March 2, 2014 聽聽
- ;聽Norway (Rena to Lillehammer); March 15, 2014
鈥淭his is a short list,鈥 Bednarski stresses.聽鈥淭here are hundreds more loppets across North America, Europe, and even Australia.鈥
So there you have it: a grand and festive skiing tradition that has absolutely nothing to do with Muppets鈥