- 鈥淵eah, today I鈥檓 skiing, but snowblades are my real passion.鈥
- 鈥淵ou know what would make this even better? Rain.鈥
- 鈥淥h, do you need to get by? Here, just ski over the top of my skis.鈥
- 鈥淚 wish I could have gone to work today instead of doing this.鈥
- 鈥淭his place is way more fun when there鈥檚 about 36 inches less snow.鈥
- 鈥淵ou know what really made my skiing better in the past few years? The selfie stick.鈥
- 鈥淚 never really liked face shots.鈥
- 鈥淟et me tell you about my top five聽mediocre ski days.鈥
- 鈥淚f I know it鈥檚 going to be a powder day, I like to get up early, go to the gym and do five to six聽sets of squats and deadlifts, four to five聽reps each set, as heavy as I can, before I head up to the mountain to ski.鈥
- 鈥淚n the summertime, I like to wear these boots when I take my dog for walks.鈥
- 鈥… And I finally said to them, 鈥楾hanks, but 11 inches is way too much new snow for me. I think I鈥檒l stay home this time.鈥欌
- 鈥淚f you know what you鈥檙e doing, one pole is more than enough.鈥
- 鈥淚 hope my kids don鈥檛 ever want to experience something like this.鈥
- 鈥… And then they said, 鈥榊ou can either keep dating me, or you can keep skiing鈥not both.鈥 So today鈥檚 my last day of skiing, ever.鈥
- 鈥淚t takes me an hour and a half to drive here, but I really only need to ski for about 30 minutes and I鈥檓 good for the day.鈥
- 鈥淚 know, it鈥檚 a beautiful day and the snow is great, but I just can鈥檛 stop thinking about how I need to clean my garage.鈥
- 鈥淚f we鈥檙e lucky, the wind will pick up to 35 to 40 miles per hour聽after lunch.鈥
- 鈥淎sk anybody鈥The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars movie of the whole franchise.鈥
- 鈥淚鈥檓 in charge of building the moguls here.鈥
- 鈥淚 wish this chairlift ride took twice as long.鈥
- 鈥淢y kid fell down at the top of Chair 9, but I was like, 鈥楽orry, bud, it鈥檚 a powder day.鈥 He鈥檚 almost six鈥攈e鈥檒l figure it out.鈥
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